Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2014
April 06, 2014
April 08, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Pigita, I think we should break up. We don't have much in common. Pigita: How can you say that? Pig: Suppose we're lost in a snowstorm. We find shelter, but it is made of cheese. If we eat it, we die from the cold. What should we do? Pigita: We don't eat it. Pig: Wrong: We eat it and die happy. I just can't be with someone who doesn't prioritize cheese.
jnik23260 almost 11 years ago
It’s all for the best.
cdgar almost 11 years ago
Pig – always thinking of his stomach.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
I wonder if Sweet Fanny would appreciate cheese the way Pig does?
legaleagle48 almost 11 years ago
It doesn’t matter why you’re breaking up with Pigita, Pig — it’s still the smartest thing you’ve ever done. Run and don’t look back!
Stan King almost 11 years ago
Ham and cheese – together forever!
Ida No almost 11 years ago
There’s holes in that logic.
FabulousJewels almost 11 years ago
Well, Pigita will find someone new. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That would really be pretty cheesy shelter in a snowstorm.Just eat it, and if you actually wanna cut the mustard with Pigita, go dig up the bread for a motel room.Of course, in that sort of pickle, if I were Pig, I wouldn’t want Pigita for my honey anyway….
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 11 years ago
He lived a long life.
Much longer for never having enjoyed it.
Longer in oh, so many ways.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
YAY, Pig! Finally, dumping that awful Pigita; who cares why? Just do it! No excuse is too cheesy! And, as Sherlock Watson sort of implied, it is assuredly time for Sweet Fanny to undie, Pig’s only true love (so I shall always asseverate)!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That necktie must be cutting off the flow of blood to Pig’s brain!
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
you forgot to say "cheese’
Bucinka almost 11 years ago
Pig, this might be the smartest thing you’ve ever said.Mmmm….cheese….
Godfreydaniel almost 11 years ago
When the WereRabbit comes to eat the cheese, eat IT!
minespatch almost 11 years ago
I’m impressed he hadn’t done it earlier. I hope they find other people.
minespatch almost 11 years ago
I’m impressed he hadn’t done it earlier. I hope they find other people.
Bandera_Ken almost 11 years ago
Pig got it right. Eating cheese is top priority.
StCleve72 almost 11 years ago
An even easier choice if it’s swiss cheese
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Why are you telling Rat this?
He doesn’t care.
xxx
KEA almost 11 years ago
Pig should move to England and live (platonically) with Wallace.
Nobody_Important almost 11 years ago
Good for you Pig!!
heatherjasper almost 11 years ago
My sister would sympathize with Pig. She puts cheese on everything— even cottage cheese, which has cheese in its name.
susan.e.a.c almost 11 years ago
Eat the cheese, build and igloo.
sambs123 almost 11 years ago
Methinks pig needs to prioritize some things of his own.
claire de la lune. almost 11 years ago
richard thompson found the word “cheese” funny.we shall miss him.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 11 years ago
Cheese and sex, I concur.
gerlach5 almost 11 years ago
You can’t have your cheese and eat it too.
CesarSantos over 3 years ago
No one eats pig because they are afraid of catching his brainlessness.
robertiris almost 3 years ago
The early start of his new religion