Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 24, 2014

Senior moment much…? Uh… … what was I saying…?

I’m not from Maine, so I don’t read Mainiac all that well. Is she asking the Captain about the Wal-mart bears?

All that the melting snow in Chicago is exposing is garbage & dog crap.So far, no dead bodies, but I when the weather gets much warmer, there should be at least one abandoned car that the neighbors will complain to the city about the awful smell coming from the trunk. There’s usually one of those every winter, as it’s a way to dispose of a body that won’t be discovered for months, usually in a stolen car. Of course, who knows what will float to the surface of the Great Lakes when they finally thaw?

@JusSayin I’m not sure but I think it’s “buyers”.

The wooden spoon kick starter.. Everyone back!

@Three Steps Over Japan (yesterday).At the age of 60 and having left school aged 15, I have the patience to see what happens to any long running story. If you’re going to tell a tale, make it a good one, like yesterday’s.

How does that cat manage to stay on his shoulder?

big claws

Like it isn’t when it is moving…?

Eddie speechless?

Geez, folks…it’s phonetics. Sound it out.

Are you sure Eddy isn’t a politician?

Good one Doug, it will be on it’s way to all my older friends!!!

TexTech, There is so much melt water he just sailed right in….

A while ago when she wanted to go ‘topless’ she wanted the regulars to take their hats off, on the top of Eddie’s head was a mouse.

“Bears” or “Bear” is simply the password that unlocks his brain when his internal processor freezes up.

Speaking of accents, I made up a sentence or two to demonstrate the Sheboygan-County, WI, accent. It can be used as a Wal-Mart announcement: Awww! [with lips pursed – kind of between “awe” and “oh” – expresses surprise] There’s a BAW-ut [boat] in aisle EH-ut! (8) They also say “How are YOU-uh?” [especially the women] When I say “Thank you,” they reply “Yp.” [“Yep,” said as minimally as possible, especially by the men] “Ace hoce” is “ice house.” There’s that combined “oh” and “aw” sound again] They are intrigued by my Southernish accent, and I love theirs – miss it. Going back up sometime next month

lol

Press “reset” and…CLEAR!

…Couldn’t Pauly do the cat thing? You know – release his grip on Eddie’s shoulder. Stretch the paws. And reposition – latching on to a slightly new spot? – The new pain should be enough to get Eddie started again.

Or so I’ve heard …..ONLY in the way people dress.