Herman by Jim Unger for April 07, 2014

Man that dog must be large.Yes come to think of it he is huge.

To a man who is limping, “Does your leg hurt?”.

In consequence of a BIG fight with Mrs Zhlubowski.

I don’t have a clue, I was hoping that you could tell me!

this is about how stupid people are…sad

of course the correct response was:

I do not know it started out as an IKEA shelf.

What does it look like? I am making a patio set, This table is for two

You know I bet this saw would feel great shoved up your arse, want to try it out?

Grab that board and hold it here I’ll get the hammer……

A GOD house. You have to read it with a mirror.

Bill Engvall approvesHaz somethin’ for ya

“A house for idiots like you.”

“I dunno, I can’t read either.”

Did he really name his pet, “Dog”?

Alternative caption:“Wife kick you out again?”

“I’m not making anything. I’m cutting up this old dog house.”

Building a Rappers Club house.

The mother-in-law is on the way for a visit…

Sounds like one of my daughters. They both have good gifts, one is pretty bright. This sounds like the one with a big heart. I keep telling her not to comment on the thing itself, but rather something _about_the thing.

For example the above. Don’t say, building a dog house, eh? Say, looks like you’ve been working hard this morning, etc…

No. This is an eyeglass store for you to get your eyes examined and to get new eyeglasses, you twit!

I’m making a church but I was putting the letters on backwards because God is known for turning things around…here’s your sign.