Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 16, 2014

Today’s background music: “Bad Moon Rising” by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

But, enough cracks about the plumber below…

No wisecracks, okay? Let the lemmings handle the light remarks about the dark void. I dare say a pant-load of lemmings would not be a pleasant plumber’s fate!

So THAT’S how they keep coming back after they jump! :)

Crack kills.

All this time, the lemmings were jumping into that crack… explains so much. Worse than suicide, I imagine.

that split….me up

Do not light a candle; curse the darkness…..please!

Jumping into the ocean was an old lemming tradition that, over time, faded into obscurity. It’s now become a vestigial ceremony in which they jump through a sprinkler.

I don’t think anyone has said anything about staring into the abyss.

Check out today’s Get Fuzzy for a portrait of a svelte Stephan.

Well, at least the lemmings aren’t a model airplane. You should see where those end up!

That platform three feet below the cliff was newly installed, at the insistence of the insurance company.In order to get in an early comment, I have to get up at the crack of Don.

Might I suggest Duluth Trading Co long tailed T shirts???

This explains why it’s always the same lemmings.

@ Stan King -The picture to which you refer, although removed from the website after a while, was posted elsewhere all over the internet. Shocking to say the least! At least a NSFW warning was posted…

Where are plumbers with capes when you need them? Somebody get the crack spackle!

@Sherlock Watson and smoore47—How about…

1)Moonlight Serenade by (Alton) Glenn Miller

2)There’s A Moon Out Tonight by The Capris !!

lemmings do not jump

I’m thinking Tim Allen and his Butt-Crack jokes… anyone for jewelry designed for the enhancement of butt cleavage? AHHH_NO!!! AAH-AAH-AAH!!!

Is Stephan Pastis Moonlighting as a Plumber?

Lot o’ cracks depicted in Pearls

Lemmings don’t really jump off a cliff. That’s a myth started by good old Disney. They filmed a nature show and ran a bunch of lemmings off a cliff to sell tickets. Think about that the next time you think of Disney as family-friendly entertainment.

PLEASE! The last thing these lemmings want to see before they jump is a man’s butt crack.

xxx

When we would go biking, the lead person, if they saw plumber’s butt, would yell………….crack in the road!!!!

Oh my.

That’s how they keep coming back…

Why is the cliff so short?

HAHA! I found an Easter Egg

Yikes! The Crack of Doom!