Garfield by Jim Davis for May 20, 2014

You may have a long list, but you are lucky if you have as many real friends as you have fingers on one hand.

I bet “Bob” is imaginary.

That is funny. And I’m 98 percent sure that Bob is either a: fake or B: has Jon confused with someone else.

There are a lot of people who “friend” people for the sole purpose of upping their friend count. Bob is probably one of those.

I resemble that remark

I am a part of the alternate social networks. i.e. not registered to facebook, twitter, etc. etc.

Jon has only one Facebook friend.

Bob could be a pedo…

My husband has two friends, because that’s all he wants. He uses facebook to check out news pages, not to keep up on “friends”. lol

What about Lyman?

Just wait till “Bob” gets rid of his account. Poor Jon will have no friends.

Bob? …shouldn’t that be “Tom”?

What he doesn’t have Lyman as a friend?

Bob, eh?

xxx

So sad, not even Garfield is there as a “friend”…

I don’t waste my time with Facebook. I know I’m in the minority here, but I just find it a waste of time. Same goes for Twitter. I attempted a Myspace page, but deleted the account less than a week in. I get more worthwhile interaction on subject dedicated forum sites. The commercials are less obtrusive too.

Regarding “social websites”…. the last thing I want to hear is what someone saw on the way to work that really amused him. I tried keeping in touch with people I used to work with but all I received was a load of trivial nonsense that most 6 year olds would delete half way through reading.

Jon, please erase me from your contacts. Sincerely, Bob.

This is as close as I get to social networking!

Garfield is followed by hundreds of mice !

I hope Frank Page isn’t jealous!

Now, now, Harvey is a 6’ 3.5" tall Pooka. I wish I could attain the serenity of Elwood P. Dowd

I will “friend” Jon any day – he cracks me up!

Isn’t Bob Jon’s brother?

In my work as a tutor, BOB has helped me through many challenging situations. He’s answered questions and located info.

Who’s BOB, you ask? The Back Of the Book.

Nice.

Microsoft BOB…

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what about lyman and liz

let’s give jon a round of applause!

sad

bob

“bob #2”