Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 06, 2014
April 05, 2014
April 07, 2014
Transcript:
HEAVENLY NOSTRILS Marigold: Aye? Phoebe: Hey, Marigold? Why are you so much smarter than a horse? Phoebe: You ALSO are somewhat smarter than a horse. Phoebe: But I'm NOT a horse. Marigold: I am not a horse either. Phoebe: You're closer than I am. Marigold: In what way? Phoebe: You have four hooves, and a tail. Marigold: YOU have no horn and do not glow in the dark. Let us agree to be non-horses together. Phoebe: "Somewhat" smarter?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Unicorns are horses as much as narwhals are fish.
Ken Gagne Premium Member almost 11 years ago
“Aye?”
It’s the little things.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Glow in the dark?No night-lights for Phoebe any more.
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
Well for one thing, unicorns are Kosher and horses are not.
Hag5000 almost 11 years ago
Is Marigold radioactive?
Neo Stryder almost 11 years ago
Wasn’t this strip posted before?
StrangerCoug almost 11 years ago
I don’t think you wanted to have that conversation within hearing distance of actual horses…
dogday Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Lessons in reasoning AND diplomacy….Marigold is not just a magical friend, she’s pure GOLD!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Whatever you say ladies.
JLG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I hope those horses aren’t sentient enough to understand how they’re being royally dissed here.
John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Horses are plenty sentient. But then, so is a Venusfly trap.
Unicorns are /much/ more sapient than horses, though.
Q4horse almost 11 years ago
The horse takes great delight in out smarting the supposedly intelligent humans.
bopard almost 11 years ago
unicorn – 1 hairless beach ape – 0
tirnaaisling almost 11 years ago
Apparently they are also responsible for climate change
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Justdar826 almost 11 years ago
‘somewhat smarter’ heh
jerrica.benton333 over 3 years ago
the look on the horse to the right/middle always cracks me UP!