Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 24, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "HEY JEFFREY...CAN YOU MAKE AN APP THAT'D DOWNLOAD A WHOLE BOOK RIGHT INTO MY BRAIN?" "SURE...GIVE ME A FEW WEEKS." PANEL 2 "AW, C'MON! I COULD READ THE STINKIN' BOOK IN THAT TIME!" PANEL 3 PANEL 4 "WELL...? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!" "FOR THE LAST THING YOU SAID TO SINK INTO YOUR BRAIN"
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
Doesn’t her ears hear what her mouth says?
Kali39 over 10 years ago
Simplifying Game of Thrones: DIE! DIE! DIE!
Kali39 over 10 years ago
Tell Danae to do a book report on Frederic Brown’s Knock: “The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door…” Pure and simple. :-)
Kali39 over 10 years ago
Okay, Jeffrey. See you in about twenty years.
Varnes over 10 years ago
More Jeffrey!….Please?
thirdguy over 10 years ago
She could read it in that time, but, that would involve work.
dkoch59 over 10 years ago
What, no spoiler alert?
keenanthelibrarian over 10 years ago
Jeffrey for President
Beleck3 over 10 years ago
this is why i love this cartoon. lol
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
I love books myself, they complete my walls.
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
I was going to read that.
dabugger over 10 years ago
Well then, she is still a slow reader. Or just like so many so-called ‘mature’ people who also do not know what they say. Oh, come to think of it, so many are politicians who have not in the least memory of anything they said. Well, what is that? Selective lying? Something they were born with?Lets hope Danae will grow out of it. So many people have not.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-Actually, in the best murder mysteries, the culprit is NOT found. The reader either knows or suspects who the murderer is (as in a ‘fair play’ clued mystery), but those searching for the culprit don’t find the murderer. Or worse, someone else is found based on circumstantial evidence, convicted and possibly executed, while the real murderer lives to continue acting.-There are a tremendous variety of mysteries and many challenge a reader’s abilities every bit as much as ‘literary’ fiction….
ladykat over 10 years ago
I’ve never considered reading to be work; algebra, on the other hand…..
gamer2k4 over 10 years ago
Suppose she wants to do this with more than one book?
watmiwori over 10 years ago
It’ll be a LONG wait, bubbele!
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
In the time it takes for this to sink in she could read War and Peace, and Stephen King’s The Stand….twice!
Defective Premium Member over 10 years ago
Simplifying the three movie extravaganza The Hobbit, or even the book (which is still worth the read…). There and Back Again.
Ernest Lemmingway over 10 years ago
Don’t hold your breath, Jeffery. Danae’s got the skull of a politician; nothing is going to sink in to all that hot air.
Fan o’ Lio. over 10 years ago
Kali39 said, about 13 hours ago:Tell Danae to do a book report on Frederic Brown’s Knock: “The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door…” Pure and simple. :-)>I’ll bet he was glad to see her.
danketaz Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hard to turn pages inside the head.
Varnes over 10 years ago
argy.bargy, sometimes I think the best American writing is to be found in detective novels….Carl Hiaasen, Robert Crais, Edna Buchannan, Nevada Barr, G. M. Ford……
Night-Gaunt, nothing better than a good Columbo…
westny77 over 10 years ago
You need to work for it to make it happen. Don’t be lazy.I had to read a lot of stupid books when I was in school.
primalcoach over 10 years ago
Thank you very much!