B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 25, 2014

Well now, the little bugger has learned some math.He may even be applying (gasp) Algebra!

87.9% of all statistics are just made up. ;-/

It really gets to be fun when your allowance comes from the money that your dad takes from your other pocket, so that every time he gives you another dollar, it costs you an extra dollar and five cents to live.

Statistics can justify almost anything. Breathing is a health hazard as 100% of people that do, eventually don’t survive.

Notice he didn’t say Fox “News”.

I tried that with my boss for my annual review, he said “sorry can’t, need to keep increasing profits” I replied "but the company used to have only a 5% profit margin, now it is 15% and they can’t give us all raises to keep up with inflation he says “If we did that we would be back down to the 5% profit margin again, no can do.”

It’s better than Fox news…

Put one foot in a bucket of boiling water and the other in a bucket of ice cold water and, statistically, you’re comfy.

Figures don’t lie. Liars figure.

Robert Strange McNamara briefed the Vietnam War this way. “When the bomb tonnage line crosses the body count line …” – Yes, that is what the “S” stands for.

Watching CNBC does not encourage the critical thinking required for that graph. If you want to stop this sort of behavior, put the kid in a public school.

Continuing from yesterday:-————————————————————————-Redkaycei Repoc said, about 22 hours ago

@Skywatcher68

Could you please document this? Oh, you heard it on FoX? Then it must be true…..-————————————————————————-

Faux News? Get real! It’s from an actual California newspaper a few years ago.

“You owe me more because the government has lowered the value of what you have been giving me.”

Democrats are not stupid…I watch NBC Nightly News when I watch the news which is rare cause it’s depressing cause I like Brian Williams…look on YouTube of him covering the rap classic Gin n Juice it’s hilarious