FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 01, 2014

If he were a hobbit, Peter’d also be asking what’s for second breakfast and elevenses.

Odd that someone who reads “Smarty” magazine has no sense of deductive reasoning or pattern recognition.

I’m not sure I get it. Does Peter skip dinner?

wouldn’t you have skipped dinner?

But yes both of them are changed to morning cloths.

there were no calories in what they had for dinner, her quest for healthy food is going to end up starving her family to death on full stomachs.

Sick, that woman is just plain sick.

Why would you eat beet loaf?

Called child abuse. Mom is vegan and children starve.

She’s a Vegetarian, not Vegan. She used skim milk. But still to for that on your family is just wrong.

Considering gelatin is rendered cow tendon, connective tissue and hoof… she’s technically not vegetarian, either. And oh yeah… she’s a comic strip character.

This partly explains why Peter binges on food at times.

Maybe she should fix Peter some liver & onions?

Isnt gelatin made from pig skin? Not so vegetarian…

Gelatin is definitely made of boiled animal ligaments, bones, etc., it’s neither vegan nor vegetarian.

Andy’s food ideas are generally gross, and this is proof. Yuck!