Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 14, 2014

What’s the third contestant doing?Embarrassing you and Pig.

Crap. I was hoping it would be someone funnier, like Krazy Kat or Brewster Rockit. Besides, we’ve already seen Larry on “Jeopardy.”

Oh oh oh…. here it goes here it goes here it goes again. Will Larry win it THIS time? I think he had a better shot at it when he was on Jeopardy!.

I can’t believe he actually said #✩# on TV. Kids watch this stuff, you know.

Well you first have to hit the Express wedge, Larry.

How many of us have secretly wanted to say “@ #✩# @ you, Pat” on live TV?

Larry! Watch your mouth! You’re on TV, and millions of nice people are watching! Studio Security may have to toss you out, and then “Wheel” would have to re-tape this segment with a new third guest!

Eet Vanna, Lary! She look tastie!

I want to see Hagar the Horrible and Rip Haywire on tht show.

@Sherlock Watson—“Pat, I’d like to buy a bwick!”

How many people are waiting for Cathy to be the third contestant?!?

I was watching some of Steve Harvey’s “Family Feud” on youtube. I don’t remember the answers being that dirty when I was a kid. It was almost like watching “The Newlywed Game”. I’m not a prude, so I didn’t have a problem with it. However if I was I would not have wanted to explain to a child what “his schlong” is.

Hate like all et out to gloat, but……. I called this yesterday.BOOM!!

Larry in a tie works for me, ROFL

This is so funny!

If this storyline gets any funnier…

xxx

Cathy, or Dolly are the third should Larry get his @$$ booted

Who else?

bless you larry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WoF is the last show that anyone who has problems pronouncing words should be on. (The show is notorious for being a stickler for pronouncing words, especially names. Case in point: somebody lost a bonus round because they pronounced “Milan” in “MILAN ITALY” the way you pronounce “Milan, Indiana” (the city with the school that was the “star” of “Hoosiers”), and was declared wrong.)

Good catch!

Could be he deliberately make the “Bankrupt” space different in order not to pay a licensing fee to the Wheel of Fortune people…

WEDGE, not wedgie..

Don’t ask me, I don’t know why they made the move. I’d guess more people were winning the jackpot more often than the million dollars (hey, considering the chances of winning the million dollars even before you get to the bonus round), they probably started the express to cut down on the amount of money they could give away in the game. But since they made it and Pat’s made comments about “Do you want to ride” in the past when people have hit the express wedge, made sense to make the comment.