Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 18, 2014

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    Kali39  over 10 years ago

    But isn’t the dragon male?

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    Superfrog  over 10 years ago

    I’ve got some reservations about drones and pizzas but dragons seen perfectly fine.

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    pelican47  over 10 years ago

    Who said the dragon is male?

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Jeffrey, look, even if she doesn’t end up becoming the supreme ruler of the known universe….Your still gonna want her on your side..Trust me on this one…

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Is this the sweetest romance, or what….?

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    BTW, have you looked at all the rocks and stones in the tower Miller drew for this one? Bravo, sir…

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    Zero-Gabriel  over 10 years ago

    So basically… not much of a story…

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 10 years ago

    As long as she stays in the tower, the world is safe.

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    pcolli  over 10 years ago

    And she built the tower all by herself, too?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 10 years ago

    Danae’s pageboy haircut isn’t much for climbing anyway.

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    AMarsh1  over 10 years ago

    @kali39. Let’s lift up its tail and take a look. You first.

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    aerilim  over 10 years ago

    With that diet she won’t fit through the window anyway…

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    garcoa  over 10 years ago

    The tower is a clearly a phallic symbol

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    Michael Jones  over 10 years ago

    I’m with Nabuquduriuzhur.When the truth is spoken, the PC crowd calls it misogyny. Sigh.

    Not one place did Nabuquduriuzhur discount the horror of rape and other sexual assaults. He merely dismissed the overinflated statistics, blown up by this feminist-lead culture.

    As for jenifer, your story IS unusual. Where in heck do you live and what are you doing so that someone attempts to rape you on a regular basis? Are you one of those people who go out late at night, through dark alleys with a outfit that basically says, “Hey, look at me! I’m the sexy! I can present myself anyway I want, but you better not be looking at me! If you don’t have any money to offer me and I’m not interested.”

    FYI, I’m 50 and I’ve never even touched a woman, nor would I care to. I consider myself one of the lucky ones. And, I have lots of women friends. Think I’m misogynist? Think again. Think I belong with all the other men that you hate?MAJ

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    Gee, when Wiley retires Danae can write the script…..but this ‘booger brain’? just don’t know about that ……?

    damn popups almost spoil a great master piece…….

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    route66paul  over 10 years ago

    Many of us Americans are too heavy. This is a symptom of too much rich food, but it also goes with jocks who got hurt. Those that had active lifestyles and were hurt, have a very hard time keeping the weight off. We took it to the limit when we were younger(which the rest of the world did not). We are stronger as a nation than any other and have a can do attitude. We are not rapists in training, but we do have blood going through our veins, we would definitely like to be doing the prime directive(which is to make more human beings) Truth be known, women like this also. With the current teachings, some women feel that they did something wrong and end up with a “was I raped?” moment.

    Rape is real, there are a lot of screwed up people out there, but there are women that are off also. They are told that they are “victims”, they are ready to believe it, even if they have to rewrite last night’s history.

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    jahoody  over 10 years ago

    I see Danae is actually using paper & pencil to write her story; guess her electronic punishment is still in effect, i.e.: no iPad or Kindle. Wonder if anyone else caught that??

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    Kali39  over 10 years ago

    It’s the ones that push into the main screen that really get annoying. You can’t always get rid of those with AdBlock since they are not technically pop-up ads. Somebody should instruct GoComics on the value of subtlety…

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    Kali39  over 10 years ago

    Danae – let’s wait a few years and see if you really mind being rescued by a handsome prince…

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    Can't Sleep  over 10 years ago

    Jenifer, I wish there was something I could say – I am so sorry for what you’ve been through, and that it has been compounded by the trolls of denial.

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    susan.e.a.c  over 10 years ago

    I doubt she could string together one coherent sentence if her life revolves around internet and tv

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    Wiley creator over 10 years ago

    Seriously, folks? You’re going to drag rape into this then somehow minimize it, all while attempting to put yourself in the victim role when you’re called out for your blatant mysonginy?

    Perhaps I can help you out here…real men aren’t afraid of strong women.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 10 years ago

    The dragon’s gay. Look, he’s wearing purple.

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    Caddy57  over 10 years ago

    Danae can tear any man down with one look,one simple word……at this rate she will be alone for a very long time….she better hope she can handle that!

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    neeeurothrush  over 10 years ago

    it’s more often about power and control than lust

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    pcolli  over 10 years ago

    Men get raped, too.

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    Hunter7  over 10 years ago

    @Alexikakos I like Munsch. I have to sneak in to the children’s section and pretend I’m trying to pick out a book for a gift. .Maybe Danae’s dad should have her read “Love You Forever” by Robert Munsch when she’s in one of her moods.

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    westny77  over 10 years ago

    Nice imagination. I like her thinking. She and Calvin should write a book together. I will be their first customer.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Wiley, thanks for popping in once in a while. Which leads me to QuietDragon’s comment. Without a strong woman next to you, how are you gonna know when you’re screwing up like you usually do…? I’m serious…. I need a check on myself, and a weak woman just won’t do. She has to be able to stand up to me……..Tell me when I’m wrong. Stop me before I do something stupid….Those are the women I love…

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    Dtroutma  over 10 years ago

    When the time comes, Danae would likely make any attacker “steer” himself another direction, weeping at his loss. Then she’d settle back and enjoy her pizza, cookies, and TV. (And she probably wouldn’t need any 5 hour energy drink!)

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    janerhynn  over 10 years ago

    If you think that’s bad you should look up when a father hacked his daughter’s Donkey Kong game to make it so the princess saved Mario because she asked him to. She was 3. So many insecure males went ballistic, one even wishing the toddler dead so there’d be one less “feminist” in the world (naturally they confused feminism with gender since technically it would be her father who was feminist, assuming he’d done so for political reasons than out of the love of a father for his little girl).

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    english.ann  over 10 years ago

    Bruno Zeigerts,L. Frank Baum was the man who wrote the 14 original Oz books, and he wrote of girls who were of strong character (Dorothy, Betsy Bobbin, Trot), but the boys in his stories had character defects (Ojo the Unlucky in The Patchwork Girl of Oz, Button Bright is always getting lost in The Road to Oz).

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    JR6019  over 10 years ago

    A woman should expect her man to be strong and rescue her when she needs help. A man should expect his woman to be strong and rescue him when he needs help. Gay men and women should expect this from their partners. We all need help from time to time, not because we’re weak, but that’s just the way life works. Be strong for the other, and if you’re sinking at the same time, cling together and form a life raft. That’s why you’re both there.

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    JR6019  over 10 years ago

    A woman should expect her man to be strong and rescue her when she needs help. A man should expect his woman to be strong and rescue him when he needs help. Gay men and women should expect this from their partners. We all need help from time to time, not because we’re weak, but that’s just the way life works. Be strong for the other, and if you’re sinking at the same time, cling together and form a life raft. That’s why you’re both there.

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    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    Superfrog: And with the heat turned low, dragons can keep the pizza warm in transit.

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    Zero-Gabriel  over 10 years ago

    How I wish somebody here would try to explain the Life-Cycle of Dragons and the Lores and Myth surrounding them…

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