Pickles by Brian Crane for May 03, 2014

My bad on the calculation yesterday (100-22=78, not 88).

They can only stare out the window six hours a dayNelson. The other 18 hours are spent sleeping and eating.

“Eh?”? Is Grandpa Canadian?

No, Canadians say “eh” after every comment, not when they need someone to repeat themselves. Know what I mean, eh?

Y’all say eh.

I think Earl stare’s at the tv for hour’s and hour’s !!!!! 8^)

“David, why are you staring at me?”.“Oh, my eyes are just naturally attracted to the prettiest thing in the room.”/Whereupon Debbie turned a pretty shade of red.-The truth was that I was not staring at her, in fact my mind was not even on this planet, I was thinking of astronomical matters and my eyes were just open and pointed somewhat her way.But girls never believe such honest answers.

@davidhuiegreen but you made her happy, that’s what counts.

Don’t bother Gramps when he’s handiccaping the Derby horses…

I thought I made it REALLY obvious I was kidding. Oh, well.

Earl’s hearing aid must have stopped working.

Either that or he’s getting tired of the subject.

xxx

I love to look out the window, watch the birds, squirrels, the wind in the trees, clouds going by, etc.

When our cat does that, it’s because he’s plotting his escape and world takeover. Don’t be fooled. It’s only a matter of time.

I wonder if Earl is watching a TV that’s turned on. If it isn’t he’s probably better off.