Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 13, 2010

So many idiots, so little time….

I admit freely to being an idiot. As for education, I majored in idiocy, so actually it did help me to be a better idiot.

Lady, you’re microphone isn’t even turned on. What an idiot.

That’s either brilliant or I’m an idiot.

Too preachy! Listening much more to Ms. Greensleeves would force me to side with the idiots, just because!

Is this about Tea Baggers?

Fifty per cent of the public are below average in intelligence.

Wow! That is a brilliant speech. The sad is that idiots said is transformed in laws, books, magazines, news paper,… :)

You know it, Idiots had the power. If you wanna being a winner, you need being a major idiot. :)

Or should that be “is below?”

The recessive gene for idiocy is becoming far too dominant.

Someone suggested that the 49% of us who are above average intelligence should all run away to live in some other, more enlightened place. Sadly, there would then need to be a new curve and the 49% of us who fell below the mean would be the “new idiots”. But we would be intelligent idiots, no? MEDIC!

It is very possible for more than 50% to be below the average in a skewed distribution. The median, not the average, is the 50% point. The average is merely the sum of the IQs divided by the number of people. Or, as Dilbert’s boss would put it, “Half the employees have salaries below the median!” I could go on… I could give examples… But I sense that you all are already pretty disgusted with this post and will soon be threatening some sort of action.

Hey! some of my best friends are idiots. AS for myself, I prefer being labeled by percentile.

People should be clear that although i can see where the cartoonist is coming from, there is a lot of untruth in the wording and the truth is the only constant that will set people free.

Education run by institutions which do not promote self interpretations is for idiots.

No single life created from Mother Earth is born with any negative vibrations. The earth creates every life form with the utmost perfection to sustain its eco system, just a little unfortunate that many humans have detached them self from the eco system.

And i dont think religion should be a respected thing anymore, 2000 plus years about arguing about which institution has the right ethical conduct to live life and they have got no where. people should start listening to the earth in the same way they listen to their bodies.

and lastly through truth shall we learn all.

Where did you find my manifesto?

Must be addressing the ABA

that felt do good to read. thank you T.

Yes, sweet Teresa. Please stroke it. Many, many times.

WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

ADDADADDA said The recessive gene for idiocy is becoming far too dominate.

Darwin said the idiots would starve or be eaten by sabre toothed tigers, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool. Government says they will feed and protect idiots, thereby increasing them in the gene pool. The 49% may put off reproducing for education and careers. The idiots reproduce at will. If we weren’t idiots we could do the math.

I wish I’d been comatose after reading that post. This is a cartoon.

I have the uncomfortable feeling that the diatribe was intended for us.

To mangle the Bard,

Some people are born to idiocy, others achieve idiocy, and some have idiocy thrust upon them. Where do you fit in?

We are idiots. All of us.

OK, bad man gone again. Liver - with diced tomatoes and peppers, onions, garlic, sauteed slowly on low heat - magnificent. No catsup needed, openminded ( and NOT to be put in the garbage, coyoty).

BTW, 3hourtour, I don’t BELIEVE it’s a sin to put catsup on a hot dog, I KNOW it’s a sin to put catsup on a hot dog.

Only idoits keep reading his comments if they know what they’re going to be like. Just skip them.

In the computer business we use codes to describe problems. Some are coded “ID ten T”.

ID ten T? I don’t get it. Then again, I’m an idiot.

Try to visualize it this way ID10T.

Makes sense now, ENG8INE. Thanks.

KomaTous, for somebody denouncing religion, you’ve just made a highly religious statement.

“The Idiot’s Guide to Idiots”.

Catsup goes on liver, and liver goes in the garbage.

Ushindi,

Isn’t there a line that goes something like, “…keeps doing the same thing the same way and expecting a different outcome…”?

“with the exception of an elite few who work slavishly to keep order”

My dear Raddish, what morons don’t seem to understand anymore is that the idiots are now running the asylum. This is why government spending has now outpaced economic growth. Sad really.

This comic really seems to prompt some interesting discussions!

Welcome, Matthew. It’s not much (according to some), but we like to call it home.

And here I thought we were all Bozos on this bus. Man, am I an idiot.

I had jury duty yesterday. After sitting through the lawyers interviewing the panel to pick the jury, I totally agree with the lady at the mic.

Lewreader, yeah, that was exactly my thinking for that statement!

I’ve said it before on his Cleats page… Bill HInds is such a good sport! http://tinyurl.com/ydfx2et

re: FB.

Nice, straight seams though.

Sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog.

I may be an idiot, but I’m a professional idiot. The pay is decent, and the hours are good.

And the thing that wakes me up in the middle of the night screaming………is that these people vote.