Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 16, 2014

Lucky is late for classes in order to walk with Amy. Now his mind is under the bleachers.Luckily, knuckle bumping is still a step up from dragging.

Fat pitches? I thought he said fat ……ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh never mind.

EFS (Exploding Fist Syndrome), Hamani has a talking wrist, and Gil hasn’t been seen in over a week. The plot plods on. Wonder what Mop can do with this one.

In all reality, meanwhile after a night of heavy drinking at the Milford VFW, Sgt Rock continues his slow progress in hiring a summer rec department staff. Tip, Angie and Wendy have been hired as counselors and Mop will be the Tues and Thursday bus driver. Rock was impressed with Mops alternative career plan.

In all reality, Lucky if you want to see Amy tonight stand under her bedroom window and call out to her ala Romeo and Juliet, now thats romantic.

@ JPuzzleWhiz

In all reality, this storyline is so slow moving I thought I would start one but it appears theres not much interest in it. I ll probably shut it down.

We need one “unlucky” Lucky break in today’s game to end this miserable story line. How about Lucky’s monster hand compared to Hamani? We know that’s the only action he is getting.

Just some random dumb jokes in today’s MUT, killing time waiting for Sunday’s dramatic episode.

Hamani “Hambone” Gaines needs to get somethong going? As a 3 sport, 3 year letterman, the only thing significant Hambone has had going is the car wreck with Chip Visci.

Lucky and Amy have grown so nauseating to observers, Milford has set up a “Town Retchery” in the high school. (P2)

And don’t anyone go all Captain Obvious on me and say that’s the “Towel Return”!

The aliens have turned Amy invisible.

And while we replace Rubin with Jerry Jenkins, we should get rid of Whigham, too.

P3 Wondertwin powers activate!

I think Britney said it best, “If you seeking Amy…”