Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 13, 2014

Kasey Flanders wouldn’t say “dirt” if you threw it at her but “barf” is another matter.

No, it’s not just you. It’s everyone who reads this comic strip.

Except we’re not jealous, just disgusted.

Hottest new couple in the school – Lamey

“Jealous”…..hmmm. Since Lucky seems to be turning into a playa, Neal and Rod could introduce Kasey as the “other woman” to spice up the plot. Really, any new angle would be welcome.

In all reality, meanwhile at the Miford Recreation and Rehab Center its new director Sgt Rock begins interviewing an interesting group of applicants for lifeguard, counselor and concession stand workers. Rock knows running the Milford beach and summer camp will be tougher than anything he and the Howling Commandos faced.

“It’s not just you. Poor Rakesh was so nauseated he couldn’t even make it to school for his presentation.”

“I’m like totally jealous”, she says, while hurling into a nearby trash can. Sarcasm punctuated with action, nice.

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

P2- Totally jealous of that moustache.

Today’s Mopped Up Thorp is rated MA, for mature audiences only. Wait, scratch that, it’s rated IA, for immature audiences only.

The girls are jealous because even today they cannot be open about their love in a small town like Milford.

Dammit, this is the second day I post my comment, then go read MUP to see that you’ve beaten me to it Mopman!

I guessing that God awful theme from “LOVE STORY” is playing in the background of panel one.

Glad we can’t ‘hear’ this strip.

Looks like a new “Jack In The Box” commercial in P-3. Sooo hot. Smokin Hot Kasey’s saying.

Mop, if it wasn’t for your gratuitous shower references with Kaz Swayze (like that one, whomever originated it!) and the new girl-on-girl action, we would all be moving over to Apartment 3-G!

Keep up the good sophomoric work!