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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 07, 2014
Transcript:
Danae: I'M PLEASED TO REPORT THAT MY THOROUGH INTERNAL INVESTIGATION CLEARS ME OF ANY WRONGDOING. Ned: UM...ABOUT WHAT? Danae: SINCE IT SAYS HERE I'VE BEEN OFFICIALLY CLEARED, DOES IT REALLY MATTER? Ned: I'M GONNA GO WITH "YES"... Danae: OLD NEWS. IT'S TIME WE ALL MOVE ON NOW. Ned: OK YOU'RE MAKING ME DIZZY... Danae: THEN MY WORK IS DONE HERE.
wrwallaceii almost 11 years ago
She should work for the current State Department / Executive branch.
watmiwori almost 11 years ago
Chairperson of the Joint Congressional Oversight Committee.
poppy1313 almost 11 years ago
The internal investigation must have involved photo shop
Varnes almost 11 years ago
If I was Dad, cocktail hour would begin âŠaboutâŠ5âŠ4âŠ3âŠ.2âŠ.1âŠNOW!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The important thing is to get on with the daily business of robbing the futures of the unborn, selling them into perpetual debt slavery, for the quick and dirty gains for present-day politicians. Youâre too smart to fall for anything less.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Too late. It is now a âyour guy vs. our guyâ type thing. I can only bash Bush if I support Obama, or bash Obama and support Bush. I can no longer muster the independence to stand up and denounce all misuse of power and call for rational limits on government as called for by the Constitution.When the bronco is sunfishing, the best one might do is hang on and hope their spine holds out.
wdgnas almost 11 years ago
something on the order of professional wrestling is sports entertainment.
roctor almost 11 years ago
Rupert Murdochâs platform to undermine America and show his contempt for Americanâs. Employing frothy emotional newsreaders to repeat the word of the day every fifteen minutes. Divide and conquer. NewsCorpâs motto.
ms-ss almost 11 years ago
Have you ever noticed that when the liberals are losing a discussion they start name-calling?
Beleck3 almost 11 years ago
lol, the BS of the Right and the emptinesss/stupidity of the Left. lol America today
the Bush/bama administration. vote and you get evil, greater and lesser
Reppr Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Name calling? All you have to do is listen to a liberal for about 5 minutes and you hear enough name calling to fill a small book! Insight: If you listen to what they denounce, you will hear that of which they are guilty. They just want to accuse the other guy FIRST so that any mention of it by the offended party looks like a âsoâs your old manâ response.
dabugger almost 11 years ago
Ut, Oh, what is someone up to now? What is âhereâ? What was done?
avtar123 almost 11 years ago
She must have gone to the Chris Christie school of mob politics.
jreckard almost 11 years ago
Oh, by the way, Mr Miller, I like your cartoon today.
cb795 almost 11 years ago
Yes, conservatives, Like Rush, would never stoop to that levelâŠ
strictures almost 11 years ago
No, no, no!You have it backwards.The Fascist News Channel, along with their fellow traveler, Limbaugh, run the Republicans.Their subliminal slogan is:âWe decide, you obeyâ
Anon E Mous 1 almost 11 years ago
Investigate self? hmmm âFast and Furious,â Benghazi, the multiple Tony Rezko scandals, IRS targeting of enemies, NSA spying on Congress and news outlets (AP, Fox), Solyndra & other âgreenâ companies given billions only to have the companies fail (but top execs make millions in bonuses even as companies are in bankruptcy). Nope â nothing to see hereâŠ.
JRemakel1 almost 11 years ago
Sounds like acene in the White House after a Safari to Africa?
trm almost 11 years ago
I was thinking Danae has a bright future as personal publicist for the Hildebeast.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 11 years ago
-Danae will have no trouble getting a job in ANY administration, or working for any member of Congress, for that matterâŠ
Caddy57 almost 11 years ago
At the moment , I would say that he needs to ask Danae for a copy of that report and anything connected to it!
Doublejake almost 11 years ago
Too bad comics have to be done three weeks or so before publication â Wileyâs idea came first, but unfortunately wasnât printed until after Joel McHaleâs similar riff at the White House correspondentâs dinner.
SClark55 almost 11 years ago
Reminds me of âDude, that was 2 years ago!â â except we didnât fall for that one.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Yes. We know. It is written.F-O-X, in numerology, is 6-6-6.Why, it is so obvious that only those so blind by the will not to see, cannot see it. But the Faithful, who know the salvation of the Collective and the power of the Body of The Socialist Government, all know the Truth, though all the facts conspire to hide it.Um, I gave at the office.
susan.e.a.c almost 11 years ago
MSNBC, the State Department, EPA, all are getting lawsuits readyâŠ.