Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 13, 2014
May 12, 2014
May 14, 2014
Transcript:
Frazz: No, the food rule isn't "if it's not green, it's pristine." It's "If in doubt, throw it out." Coach Hacker: This might be guacamole-flavored yogurt. Frazz: I doubt that. Coach Hacker: Actually, this might not have been yogurt.
oranaiche over 10 years ago
Has Coach Hacker heard of soylent green?
emjaycee over 10 years ago
hippogriff: in response to your comment yesterday, it does fit on a bumper sticker (Pegasus Publishing) – http://www.pegasuspublishing.com/BS-280-Red-meat-isnt-bad-for-you-p-28049.html
Varnes over 10 years ago
I heard yogurt is really just whale snot….
emjaycee over 10 years ago
Jeff0811 – Actually, it was on a bumper sticker. Did not realize I had left out a word of my posting. Thank you for catching that. And yes, it does fit on a commercially-available bumper sticker, as I noted above.
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
we have a rule at work. empty the fridge every friday. no exceptions.
dzw3030 over 10 years ago
I worked at a remote site, no eatery anywhere near. We set up a fridge/freezer and two microwaves in the break room. Stocked with various lunch munchies, candies & soft drinks, it paid for itself and we were turning over $400+ every month. Before I retired, we had a second refer/freezer to handle the need. The security force night shift loved it.
Scott S over 10 years ago
Of course, a siege of food poisoning is an effective way to lose a fast 20 pounds.
danketaz Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Well, only one way to find out. Down the hatch it is and if it ain’t back in a half hour, must be good.”