Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 22, 2014

He got Her!

Someday Caulfield’s gonna get somebody killed.

But she was driving to work!!! Why hurry???

Not speeding; the cop couldn’t believe she got up for the summer solstice!

I thought Mrs. Olsen was a bad driver anyway? My guess is speed was not the reason for getting pulled over.

You learn to enjoy the journey, Caulfield. It is not all about the destination.

Maybe she got a ticket for driving too slowly. It HAS happened before though rarely.

I may drive slower as I get older, but that’s because i’m also getting wiser

The question should be “Why do so many self-absorbed and self-important asses drive over the speed limit? Don’t they realize that the few minutes they save aren’t worth the cost of their life, or the pain and suffering they may cause to others by their reckless and thoughtless actions?”

Years ago, my brother got stuck behind an old guy with one elbow out the window, the other draped across the steering wheel, and a hat pushed back to the crown of his head. The old guy was bobbing and weaving from lane to lane and driving 15 mph under the speed limit. He finally made a right turn from the left lane right across my brother’s path. My brother followed him around the turn and hollered something about him being a pinhead. The old guy parked and as my brother came adjacent, said, “Hi, there, Billy, how are you today?” It was our grandfather.

That’s a real funny story, was your brother surprised?

So that’s why they had a substitute on the last day of school!

More likely she was speeding AWAY.

Second time in the last 3 days Mallett has fallen back on the ancient stereotype of portraying Asians with SLANTY EYES. It is 2014, get with the program, Dummy!