Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 23, 2014

But corn nuts became a murder weapon.

What? Upgrade to a rooster for The Strut?

Hey, at least the chicken is better than the armadillo.

You get the leaders for which you are willing to pay?

But that still doesn’t explain ‘why’!!

At least the fire hydrant is safe.

Too Cool ! Love it !

Very funny strip!

a funny wit.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the other, uh, never mind.

When asked of Stephen Hawking,“why di the chicken cross the road”? He replied, “because its in its DNA”.

well, don’t quite see it……….

I just want to live in a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Mr. Milo approves

Roger will get a dog when dogs can start laying eggs. Or when dogs tastes as good as chicken nuggets.

At least the chicken took him straight home at dark every day. He’ll miss the eggs.

All comments get a Milk Thru the Nose award today.As Mammy Yokum would say; “Ah has SPOKE!”

In San Rafael, some of the mockingbirds have learned to make that “OK-to-cross” beeping sound. Not great for a city where guide dogs are trained downtown.

Not enough political comments ! I blame Obama. Or Bush.The second one .

Wiley, a lot of the folks who get guide dogs get them through programs that don’t charge the recipient. I contribute to one such.

tygrkhat, best comment this month, if you ask me….And seriously, who doesn’t share your dream? Hey, why’d the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot….

Look. Obviously, either the chicken was just barging around and just happened to cross the road, or he set out to do it. If it was actually his intention to get to the other side, why did he or she choose that particular strategy? Well it was obviously too long to go around……