Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 05, 2014

Well he’s right, that does sound selfish and stupid.

Yes! The Law of Conservation of Luck! We’ve been waiting for this moment for ages.

She’s not all that lucky. For starters, she’s got an idiot boyfriend.

There is no word for the level of epic sniveling asinine to which this has descended.

it’s all going to you… and you don’t deserve it. And Lucky’s strikeout streak continues. Although in P2 I caught a Sin City vibe

2 a days can’t come soon enough!

This comic is making less sense that usual.

BRING BACK JERRY JENKINS!

Ah, if only us old timers could tell Lucky these are the best of times. Just wait twenty years, Lucky, when Amy is your ex and you’re paying child support for two sniveling brats who think you ruined their life and Amy needs the alimony increased because she needs yoga lessons to help alleviate her stress. That’s when you find out you used up your lifetime dose of luck in high school.

WHAT? NOBODY SAW THIS REVELATION COMING! And by nobody that only includes people who don’t read Gil Thorp.

Luckily, there is no law about the conservation of mimes in Milford.

In all reality , Amy says I know how to transfer your luck back , want me to give you a jump start ?

“Only the lucky ones get to steal the show.” 1982 Loverboy, Get Lucky. Hang in there Thorpacholics. Two weeks till summertime fun with Steve Boone, Molly Kinsella, Kenny Lark, Kemper & Torrey Peake ( Less DB dad Carl), Mimi and everyone’s favorite pool boy, Pedro.

I just have three things to say:1. Life was much easier when all you needed was a reincarnated peacock to bring you luck.2. Matching prom scars in P2. It’s the latest trend.3. Lucky recaps what’s going on in today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

OK, 1) as Mop man noted, her Heidelberg scar is even better than his 2) P1 is the old “We need to talk” kiss-off coming, 3) Hey pal, why not try talent instead of luck you self centered $%^&, 4) wait till you find out she’s late and neither of you is lucky anymore.

Quick, find a peacock!

Today’s sign:“It’s not you, it’s me!”

What a candy a$$!

This is the Seinfeld of comic strips, a story about nothing…….or less………..Jack Berrill, who created this strip regardless of what it says above, I miss you.

Looks like an electronic monitoring device on Amy’s right wrist. Weekend pass from jail to attend prom.

Or in P2, she has some type of insect or spider resting on her wrist, but definitely not a wrist corsage.