Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2014

Rat, you shouldn’t insult your guests like that! Were you raised in a hole in the ground?

And was Pig raised in a barn, the crocodiles in an everglade? Not sure how to say it with Goat and Zebra, though.

He was living under a Bah! Rock.

And there I was expecting some benighted-barney-barnacle-obama pun. Bummer.

Being a barnacle isn’t all bad afterall!

Ouch! A barnacle with hurt feelings. Rat, you didn’t really think before you blurted out that insult, did you?

The barnacle has the largest sex organ of all creatures on earth… in ratio to it’s body… so look at the surprise in your friends eyes when you tell them you’re hung like a barnacle.

Shouldn’t the barnacle’s name be Bill The Sailor?!?

We ALL wish we had never heard of him.

I totally agree with your first comment . . . and the closing thought of your second.

He’s between Barack and a hard place

But Obama got us out of a rock (say it fast).

“Sick, Moronic Post Award of the Day”

im surprised pigs knows who he is

OK that joke hurt my head…it was that stupid

Well obviously!

xxx

A question: Does Stephan lack a moral binnacle?

What Rat meant to say is where have you been living under a dock.

Alexikakos, I’ve tried a couple of times to reply to your posts, but for some reason it doesn’t work. I want to thank you for the interesting links you give us. I read them and enjoy them.

Who were the Khardashians?

I’ve never understood that expression.

I miss read it. I thought he meant that BO lived under a rock separated from the real world. My bad.