Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 31, 2014

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    joegee  over 10 years ago

    And he wonders why he doesn’t get invited to parties that don’t have a “Kill Gary” theme

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    So, Gary’s awesome vampiric cape brings bad luck to a neighbor. Well, I hope that stake through his heart hasn’t torn the cape beneath his body…. Anyway, it looks better on Gary!

    —And now, on with the party!

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    J Short  over 10 years ago

    I said bring the steaks you idiot, not stakes.

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Wouldn’t they notice the guy has a reflection in the mirror?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 10 years ago

    They must think Gary’s fangs are a serious overbite.

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    Space_cat  over 10 years ago

    Unless you are a Vampire, a cape just makes you a weirdo in a cape.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    All characteristics of imaginary, magical creatures are determined by the author

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