Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 21, 2014

This is such an old gag, it ranks right up there with “I haven’t had a bite all day.”

Honestly I have known people who would do this without a thought.

Say, that reminds [Alfred Yankovic in Albuquerque] of another amusing anecdote. This guy comes up to [him] on the street and says he hasn’t had a bite in three days. Well, [Al] knew what he meant, but just to be funny, [Al] took a big bite out of his jugular vein. And he’s yellin’ and screamin’ and bleeding all over and [Al’s] like “Hey, come on, don’t you get it?” But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming. You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation. Man, some people just can’t take a joke, you know?

Hey Moe! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

There’s the even older joke:The beggar pleads with the woman on Rodeo Drive “I haven’t had a bite in three days.”She responds: “I wish I had your willpower!”

It’s not easy, being Neighbor Bob in PBS…. At least he is alive, if somewhat beer-soaked.

One of the Golden Rules: Thou shall not waste good beer !

Who gave Pastis the 1906 Joe Miller Joke Book? And why?

At Number Six,

Apparently Watterson drew parts of last week`s strip when that little girl Libby was drawing for Pastis. The odd looking crocs, pig, rat, zebra were all drawn by Watterson.

Reminds me of a joke from the Muppet Movie: Drinks “on the house”.

Pig’s an idiot

hey. how are you able to post links on here? I’ve been trying to figure it out

Might be an old, old joke but still I laughed at it.

Not sure if that’s the price for all three or each one. They advertise you can either get the 3 Watterson strips or the whole week of strips, but only give one price.You can get a print of any daily strip for $39.95. Seems kind of spendy to me.

My Mother-in Law is so big that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house … HY

The proceeds are to benefit Parkinson’s research.

Poor Neighbor Bob…

Has Rat been teaching Pig how to be like him?

xxx

Being taken literally, find that kind of confusion with with European tourists at times, though they don’t go as far as spilling their beer on me.

@ArthurAllen thank you!

He grew hair…?