Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2014
Transcript:
Salesman: Spare a minute? Rat: You're the encyclopedia salesman. Gonna try to sell me something else that the internet now gives me for free? Salesman: Nope. This time I"m just coming to your door for a handout. Rat: Why should I give you a handout? Salesman: Because the internet's destroyed everything- recorded music, cable T.V., newspapers, magazines, encyclopedias... All because you and you're whole generation expect all content for free. Rat: So? Salesman: So it's not free. It's produced by fiction writers, news reporters, rock musicians... And if things don't change, we're all gonna be knocking on your door. Rat: Whatever, old man. Kiss Member: Spare a minute?
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Today’s strip casts a Paul on the future.
knight1192a over 10 years ago
I wouldn’t be so sure about that news reporters bit anymore.
But this is really more about Pastis’s job, and the jobs of hundreds of cartoonists.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
TANSTAAFL!
andrew5 over 10 years ago
The Internet hasn’t destroyed these things. Sure, it’s changed them. But only losers respond to change by looking for a handout. The others just put ads everywhere and laugh all the way to the bank.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 10 years ago
okkkkkkk……
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
99¢ a month gets you GoComics completely ad-free, except for their own banners about a new comic or ads for books by the cartoonists…. pretty unobtrusive stuff.
I love it… but it ain’t sending any cartoonist’s kids to college.They still get paid out of newspaper syndication fees…. Something will have to change when newspapers die.
rudypoogamer over 10 years ago
At least it wasn’t Gene that showed up. His bass guitar is LITERALLY an axe.
2578275 over 10 years ago
I have antenna tv instead of cable/satellite. That means I get my commercials for free.
jbmlaw01 over 10 years ago
Switch – a generation ago it was the rock singers who got money for nothing and the chicks for free. What hath Schumpeter wrought?
Gerard Carroll over 10 years ago
LOL Paul? I’d have expected to see Gene or Lars Ulrich
rshive over 10 years ago
Can’t say that I’ve actually missed the encyclopedia salesmen.
Bam Bam over 10 years ago
Do you really believe Kiss is starving?
Hugh Manatee over 10 years ago
Paulllll! What up?!
2578275 over 10 years ago
@ Old TimerWell, that’s an opinion. There are fewer channels to flip through on the antenna stations. I had satellite about 15 years ago and most of the movies were rated at one-star and two-star. Most of the Canadian cable stations will at least provide a guide and most of the U.S. stations will not. These channels are in cahoots with one another to have their commercials coincide with each other.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
BTW, I buy the PB4S treasuries, and I will continue to do so.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
Today’s Doonesbury strip covers this topic, too. It’s on GoComics.com
phlash over 10 years ago
Lars Ulrich… I don’t think Pastis could clearly depict a Meatlicka shirt on a crybaby…
brine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Brilliant!!!
alviebird over 10 years ago
Congress has lately been listening to artists testify about this subject. I don’t know all the details, but I guess they are looking at legislation. That could account for the topic being common to Doonesbury. Here’s one:http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/rosanne-cash-to-testify-before-congress-20140624
bubjerryk over 10 years ago
Isn’t KISS old enough to be drawing Social Security?
Number Three over 10 years ago
Rat is doomed.
xxx
Popeyesforearm over 10 years ago
Rat should just tell him to Kiss his Ace Freely.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Nobody should be paid except for government officials and educators, without whom the system of all for naught would not be possible. PbbbbbbbbbbTTTT!!!
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
I know way too many content producers who have ipads or kindles full of pirated books, ipods full of pirated music, and hard drives full of pirated movies and games. Meanwhile, they produce whatever that barely nets them $8-$10K/year, and fill the gap with foodshare benefits; pointing to their poverty as the reason they don’t pay for their content. Vicious circle of capitalism.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
I don’t have a smartphone, and I’m part of this generation. I love it.
scopemaker over 10 years ago
Amen, and I’m not even religious.
Rick Smith Premium Member over 10 years ago
GoComics is worth $0.99 a month to me.
barister over 10 years ago
Love the last panel.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 10 years ago
Isn’t it redundant to separately list fiction writers and news reporters?
One Navy Seal about 5 years ago
The internet is free, however, you need a phone/computer/iPad/etc etc to access it. So… BLAME THE TECHNOLOGY COMPANIES!
LOAFY almost 4 years ago
The internet doesn’t just gets rid of jobs. It also makes more, and in some cases just replaces things. No cable TV, but streaming services make money. No selling CD’s, but you can still make money on digital music and merchandising.