Looks like the beginning of the end. Will Jon grow a spine and plant his roots deeper in Dorkville? Or, will Liz be able to secure a ring in Jons nose and lead him into a life of mind-numbing normalcy? For sure the status quo cannot be maintained. No entertainment value in that. Stay tooned…
I am with Liz about Jon’s outfits for going out on Valentine’s Day that will be coming on this Sunday. Why can’t Jon wear a black sleek tuxedo with red necktie that will be more hot and sexy so Liz will fall in love with Jon. Sighhhh! Jon doesn’t know how to wear the appropriable outifts.
Ladies!!! Please!!! Clothes do NOT make the man. And if it takes a sleek black tux and a red tie to get a girl to love you, it’s entirely for the wrong reason…. why must people “dress up” just to go out for an evening together? Just throw on some clean jeans and a t-shirt and be done with it!
However, you would think Jon would have a clue by now about his wardrobe being completely out of style unless he works at Ringling Barnum and Bailey Circus!
If jeans and a tee aren’t good enough, who needs the hassle of an “exclusive” night club?
If a person has to go to so much trouble just to enjoy someone’s company, there’s a serious problem with that relationship!
It’s the people, not the location or wardrobe, that matters!
However, the sight of Jon’s wardrobe has done nothing short of hurt our eyes for too long! It’s time to go shopping, Jon.
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Looks like Jon will have to wear his birthday suit since none of his clothes meet Liz’s okay.
lfanterickson almost 15 years ago
It is only Thursday. He’ll figure it out by Valentine’s Day.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Yes, he does have a few days left. I hope it’s enough. Easy there Garfield!
sjoujke almost 15 years ago
Jon has a wardrobe????? It’s more like a rerun of the Twilight Zone.
Trainwreck_1 almost 15 years ago
… At this rate they’ll be eating at the beach and Liz will be the one over dressed!
twinsnake_coatl almost 15 years ago
Start dreading Jon. Next week, shopping!
snarkm almost 15 years ago
What Jon needs is a Jeeves who will burn, maim, cut and otherwise ruin and dispose of any garment not fit for a Gentleman’s wardrobe.
SprSynJn almost 15 years ago
I think at this rate it would be easier for her to buy him a new suit, and faster too.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 15 years ago
How about the neon paisley tuxedo?
pamlicorat almost 15 years ago
Since Jon doesn’t have anything to match Liz, maybe Liz should match Jon.
GreighWolf almost 15 years ago
Looks like Liz has alot of work to do on Jon. Hopefully to give Garfield some sanity (to a certain degree).
alondra almost 15 years ago
Jon has a lot of regular clothes, we see them every day. He just has no dress clothes that don’t make him look like a clown.
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
Jon would be the one to not take the 5k on ” What Not To Wear”.
conean almost 15 years ago
Looks like the beginning of the end. Will Jon grow a spine and plant his roots deeper in Dorkville? Or, will Liz be able to secure a ring in Jons nose and lead him into a life of mind-numbing normalcy? For sure the status quo cannot be maintained. No entertainment value in that. Stay tooned…
johnnydoc5 almost 15 years ago
Liz is a patient one.
JanLC almost 15 years ago
The poncho is ok. Smells a bit, though.
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
isn’t where ever they’re going over by now?
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
Llewellenbruce said, about 11 hours ago
Looks like Jon will have to wear his birthday suit since none of his clothes meet Liz’s okay.
All he has to do is go see Frank at Bob the SQUIRREL
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
Set her free Jon. She’s cramping your style.
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
I am with Liz about Jon’s outfits for going out on Valentine’s Day that will be coming on this Sunday. Why can’t Jon wear a black sleek tuxedo with red necktie that will be more hot and sexy so Liz will fall in love with Jon. Sighhhh! Jon doesn’t know how to wear the appropriable outifts.
comYics almost 15 years ago
Time to go shopping Jon.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
How about a plaid tie-dye - you’d be stylin’, Jon…
Templo S.U.D. almost 15 years ago
Sheesh, what ISN’T “ugly” to Jon?
chinook2 almost 15 years ago
She shouldn’t say “No Ugly Anything”, since Jon’s standards for that are low.
xanny28 almost 15 years ago
Naked time! Oh wait… she said no ugly anything. Just kidding.
lorelei6361 almost 15 years ago
I can’t believe it took so long for the punchline.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Time to take Jon shopping for a new wardrobe. He’s suffered long enough as a Bachelor unable to think for himself
Fogger_man almost 15 years ago
Ladies!!! Please!!! Clothes do NOT make the man. And if it takes a sleek black tux and a red tie to get a girl to love you, it’s entirely for the wrong reason…. why must people “dress up” just to go out for an evening together? Just throw on some clean jeans and a t-shirt and be done with it!
However, you would think Jon would have a clue by now about his wardrobe being completely out of style unless he works at Ringling Barnum and Bailey Circus!
Fogger_man almost 15 years ago
If jeans and a tee aren’t good enough, who needs the hassle of an “exclusive” night club? If a person has to go to so much trouble just to enjoy someone’s company, there’s a serious problem with that relationship! It’s the people, not the location or wardrobe, that matters!
However, the sight of Jon’s wardrobe has done nothing short of hurt our eyes for too long! It’s time to go shopping, Jon.
NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
Good one Garfield.