Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 02, 2014

Yah Pheebs, next time yell “Hey!”

Hay? Where?

Not another cat video. Can’t she find amusing horse videos?

Cats, the masters of internet.

Not a horse, eh? She certainly acts like one sometimes. I wonder if she whinnies?

Marigold never quite struck me as the kind of being who responded to orders. Was she assuming that Phoebe saw something or otherwise had a good reason to make that suggestion.

Very equine thing to do for a non equine. Careful there Marigold. Someone might mistake you for a Pony.

Honestly? I’m more surprised we didn’t do a gag like this sooner.

Whoa.

Agreed Unicorn.

Remember, Marigold, you are no horse.

Ever see a cat play with a downed cicada? Quite similar.

Someone has to ask it…What happened to Ozy and Millie?

Rather than take a side in the “djiff” vs “ghiff” debate, we use “yiff.”

We dunno if it’ll ever stop blowing our mind that we can now buy a little powered flying machine, the likes of which was firmly in the realm of science fiction when we were a puppy. There are also aerostats what look like cartoon fish, and they swim by flapping their tails instead of using fans! If a shark with enough lift to carry a little laser pointer were available, we’d almost certainly have at least one swimming about our home.

NOT being a horse, I’m surprised Marigold would stop at a horse command.