Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 23, 2014

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    Get thee behind me, Satan, and PUSH!!!!

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    Zero-Gabriel  over 10 years ago

    I think those are called “ANTI-Conscience”…

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    AlnicoV   over 10 years ago

    On one shoulder you have your evil nature, on the other you have your other evil nature. Good thing they don’t get along.

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    Где раньше была совесть, там пизда выросла.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago

    The trick of it is to define the preferred alternative as the lesser of two evils. Sometimes, it requires creative perception.

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    uniquename  over 10 years ago

    I think they are inconsciencequential.

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    Sociopaths are solely conscious of themselves. One of those two is planning how to eliminate the other……

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    klunker rider  over 10 years ago

    Yes you do have a conscience, its safely locked away in the basement

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    westny77  over 10 years ago

    You two are on the way to hell. Burn baby burn

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    dflak  over 10 years ago

    There are two types of people who sleep well at night: those with a clear conscience and those with no conscience at all.

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    UM5  over 10 years ago

    Using different online translation I gather that "Где раньше была совесть, там пизда выросла.’ would translate to something like Where there was conscience, there is now covetous Or perhaps cowardliness ((I keep finding slang terms for female genitalia, with a presumption that the author is saying something like they are pussys)

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    UM5  over 10 years ago

    The best translation was Where previously it was conscience, ibid. , пизда has grown. where the untranslated word is a vulgar reference to female genitalia kinda like sissy I think.

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 10 years ago

    No, denis, it’s not, but I guess there had to be at least one comment of this type. Maybe there’s little to differentiate between your comment and the comments of those who seem obsessed with obscenity.-Here’s another take, based on things that actually happened.-Go to a lender who will lie about your income and fill out papers stating you have more income than you do. You’ll get your loan.-Then the lenders will bundle your bad loan with hundreds of others, and sell the paper as a real estate backed investment to hundreds of small investors hoping to save for their retirement.-When you default on your loan, you’ll lose your home and credit. When a lot of the bad loans default, the small investors will lose their retirement saving.-And no loan officer will ever go to jail for fraud, but they’ll continue to get lots of bonuses for selling investments.-That’s about the size of it…

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