Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 30, 2014

He still has his sign! I thought you couldn’t take anything with you. Oh, this changes EVERYTHING. :)

Man, people make it sound like the end of the world is a bad thing…

Hey, I just made this up…..Saying yesterday is like saying yes to today, right?

…It’s a quantum thing… don’t worry about it.

Unfortunately, a harem of virgins intent on staying virgins… (funny how the “So You’re Interested In Jihad” brochure never mentions this)…

In Florida.

Yes, he IS right, in a manner of speaking: every single day IS the end of life in this world… for somebody, somewhere or other.

Didn’t Billy Graham say [on the Donahue show] that you had to be ready for the end of THE world or the end of YOUR world?

It’s said that all politics is local. Today’s strip shows us that all theology is local, too…

Matthew 25:13… “Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.” for you.

End of our standard of living – about the year 2030

End of everyone reading this – within 100 years

End of life on Earth – about 700,000,000 years as Sun heats up

End of planet Earth – about 5,000,000,000 years as Sun expands

“about 700,000,000 years as Sun heats up”

Of course some future race could use the Moon as a gravitational tug to tow the Earth into a wider orbit.

He looks a little miffed that the rest of the world isn’t standing there behind him.

I bet Bin Laden enjoyed his 72 Sturgeons…..

puddleglum1066: They are not even human (except in shape), but robot servants made of smoke and musk. And you are right about them remaining virgin. And women can get them too.

As it turns out, the message for morons was just for him. The address on the surface of it, “Hey, Stupid!”, gave him the impression that it was for anybody BUT him. It happens quite a bit more often than you might imagine. It is difficult to be one with the universe when it is populated by idiots, I guess.

Ah, the Third Coming.

Details details……he said " the" when it should have been “my”!

Some people study the interpretation of when the ‘End Times’ will be. Not sure why. Perhaps they want to know when to get out the pop corn to watch the show.