Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 28, 2014

So the girls’ season still isn’t over yet? But Lucky and Amy just walked off into the sunset. How can we move on to the next story before the softball team is eliminated from the playdowns? I need closure!

Reminds me of Ava Gardner’s comment about Frank Sinatra, when she was asked about him weighing only 130 pounds. She said, "Yes, but forty pounds of it is … "

Who are they looking at in P2? People don’t talk to each other like that! In P1 is Amy talking about what Luckey has in his right hand?

In all reality, a flash mob is gathering behind Luckey in P1 probably to celebrate finishing 2nd and almost making the playdowns.

Now on to some innocous story line that will segue into 2 a days! Golf, beach and human drama! Have not heard much from Mimi lately????Holly

Lucky is 190 lbs, of “Some Kind of Wonderful.” Can I get a witness?

In all reality, the next challenge for Luckeys luck is at the Milford County Fair when Luckey tries to win Amy a stuffed animal. Its Luckey vs the Carnies running the games.

Why does Amy look like a fifty year old mom in P1? And is that Lucky’s alien hand wrapping around her waist? Freaky.

Who stole Signman’s sign in P1?

I may have been drunk when I created today’s MUT.

Seems cold on this site. Could it be? .Tenth Avenue Freeze Out???

Can’t wait for new story line, maybe Monday? Maybe a circus will come to town and Gil will become the trapeze artist. Possibly the children will return as well as sideshow freaks. And maybe Mimi will…well, maybe Mimi and Pedro will just have a long, hot summer.