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and with Eno’s gut, his seminal vesicles are probably clogged with animal fat from meat, dairy and egg yokes which will make it difficult for him to get an erection without help from pharmaceuticals.
Candy is dandy,But Liquor is quicker.
– Ogden Nash
On the other hand,
“Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things. … Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.”
– William Shakespeare, Macbeth
WoodEye about 15 years ago
It all went to his nose!
comicgos about 15 years ago
That’s sure to get Eno a kiss! NOT!
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
Eno’s going to end up with a fat lip.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
It went to his nose and his gut.
lewisbower about 15 years ago
I was about to hit print and leave this in the kitchen, then sanity made one of it’s rare appearances in my brain.
*Space Madness at The Station* about 15 years ago
nothing like a big butt. not. smoke it till the filter burns.
gjsjr41 about 15 years ago
Looks like Eno’s a little late. Her butt’s big enough now.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Way to go Eno. It’s not like you have many choices with women.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Eno’s stomach is the exact same size as her butt.
thampacks about 15 years ago
feb 14 - my fiancee left me 22 years ago
skiokanagan about 15 years ago
So romantic! Swoon!
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
A single, perfect rose = “I love you anal-retentively.” A single, perfect chocolate = “I love you, but I got hungry.”
– Richard Thompson
5639 about 15 years ago
The bigger the cushion …
and with Eno’s gut, his seminal vesicles are probably clogged with animal fat from meat, dairy and egg yokes which will make it difficult for him to get an erection without help from pharmaceuticals.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Tham Packs, sorry to hear that. Better that she left you as a fiance then a wife.
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
Candy is dandy, But Liquor is quicker. – Ogden Nash
On the other hand,
“Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things. … Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.” – William Shakespeare, Macbeth
Coyoty Premium Member about 15 years ago
I don’t think Eno will ever know what an anniversary is.
slhansen07 about 15 years ago
Eno, you sweet-talker!