New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for February 01, 2010

Careful, or you may create a negative shadow (if the surroundings get toasted darker than the groundhog).

But, but, but…..if he sees his shadow, it means a late spring!

understand that the PeTA brains want to replace Puxatawny Phil with a robot ground hog or one have one of their spokesbimbets hop out of hole naked.

A longer winter is just FINE here in Phoenix. I’m enjoying lovely big roses and reading out in the garden most afternoons ;-)

Too much light and no shadow, I suppose.

But if a naked spokesbimbet hopped out of the hole, would that be a wardrobe malfunction?

shadow = 6 more weeks of winter no shadow = only a month and a half left

I guess PETA wants Phil to be turned lose and end up as road kill. If some out there don’t know, there is a whole celebrattion all night waiting for dawn. Loud music, the inner circle in their top hats and coats rocking on, fireworks, heavily bundled dancing girls, its more then just Phil! I’ll bet the inner circle mentions the robot idea in its prediction tomorrow.

They don’t have Ground Hog Day across the Pond. So what’s the Big Woop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…they also don’t have much of a Spring across the pond…try beautiful Scottish weather sometimes…eleven and a half months of winter and about two weeks of “summer”…

With all those heat lamps, they may call it Ground Beef Day.

This morning’s news had yet another town of no consequence promoting a frog in competition with the groundhog- but then, we all NEED nonsense!