Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 30, 2014

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    Aussie Down Under  about 10 years ago

    Garfield could resolve this situation.

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    Aaberon  about 10 years ago

    Ahhh: this is like Monday’s at the office when I’m asked to do stupidly impossible stuff, and ALL of it right NOW. She’s got a ‘Ya gotta Git ’er done’ mentality, too.

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    Wren Fahel  about 10 years ago

    We had a wasp in our house once. We hit it with the Sunday edition, burned it, flushed it…and it still lived!

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    rshive  about 10 years ago

    When those guys start complaining, it really is too cold.

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    markmoss1  about 10 years ago

    The spider wanted more heat, Blanche will deliver!

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 10 years ago

    I don’t think he wants it that warm. But thanks for the attempt. You’re a warmhearted woman

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 10 years ago

    by the way on second thought it is clear the spider is female

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    Thomas R. Williams  about 10 years ago

    It’s bad luck to kill a spider.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 10 years ago

    ARGY, Obvious from dissatisfaction over whatever the temperature was. (not that women ever do that)

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    boldyuma  about 10 years ago

    Not sure which would bother me more..A spider the size of a old Buick….or…A spider that spoke to me in English..

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    wbtthefrog  about 10 years ago

    Somebody actually tried this, a couple weeks later, with predictably poor results:

    http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/man-kill-spider-caused-house-fire-24580540 http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2024088010_spidermanxml.html

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