Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 04, 2010

Always with the side effects….

At some point the endless and increasingly severe “side effects” become the main focus–and a prime reason not to buy Hoopix!

There’s no drugs that can help Broomie.

She’s 1500 years old and still has the youthful exuberance to play pranks on her friends – she don’t need no drugs!

Broomie probably has all those symptoms without taking the drug

… and may include sudden death. If this occurs, stop taking the pills immediately and call your doctor.

YUKONER Only if death lasts four hours or longer.

If you experience death for four hours or longer, it may create permanent side effects. Tell your doctor about other medications you are taking. He may have a better source than you.

Hadicol.

Heckitol - there’s another one but not appropo here

What’s hadicol and heckitol? Seems to me I’m missing something.

Fuzzy teeth?

Remember “Humphrey’s Little Pills”? They had one for any ailment.

Looking back now, I’m sure they were pure sugar, but they worked back then.

Aspirin couldn’t get approved today.

broomie, i know you have spells for your own health, why buy that junk pedaled on TV?

@Rina - say them aloud, you’ll get it.

What happens is the side effects eventually get back to liver problems.

@Yukoner said, about 9 hours ago

… and may include sudden death. If this occurs, stop taking the pills immediately and call your doctor.

Hey WARN a guy before jokes like this!

I almost spit a mouthful coffee at my laptop!!

Some of those drugs have side effects that are worse than what you are taking them for.

They forgot do not take if you’re pregnant, think you might be pregnant, thinking about getting pregnant, know anyone who’s ever been pregnant or can use the word pregnant in a sentence.

Gypsy: “I will sell you the Monkey’s Paw, but I must warn you, it comes with a curse!”

Homer: “D’Oh!”

Gypsy: “But it also comes with a free frozen yogurt!”

Homer: “Woo-hoo!”

Gypsy: “The frozen yogurt is also cursed.”

Homer: “D’Oh!”

Gypsy: “But you get sprinkles!”

Homer: “I’LL TAKE IT!”

If the side effects of Hoopix last more than four hours, consult a veterinarian.

Some prescriptions also induce killing sprees, memory loss, hallucinations, manboobs, permanent rash even after discontinuation, paranioa, memory loss, constipation or diarrhea, memory loss, sore or bleeding gumsmemory loss, death, memory loss…….

then there’s the homeopathic less is more pills, with the main ingredient of sugar

Celebrex had a commercial that was 2½ minutes long, mainly listing the side effects not only of Celebrex, but other arthritis medicines. Ugh.

I think all this talk about “side effects” is nonsense; pills and medicine have never had an effect on my sides!