Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 16, 2014

Kaz: Hi-yo! Good one, boss!

I thought it was usually women asking Gil what kind of package he could offer.

Could be worse!J. Holms

In all reality, Gil left out the part about hot, steamy, soapy showers with him.

And a college scholarship to PSU.

Gil doesn’t let the .32 S&W he carries on his hip in p3 affect his swing. You never know when some deranged one-armed man swinging a golf club may show up.

Back to the old standbys in today’s MUT.

Nice saddle oxford golf shoes in P3

I see they still allow metal spikes @ MCC. Or does Gil have an exemption because he is wearing his old saddle shoe football spikes from the ’50’s.

Is Gil driving on the green in P1 or is that the world’s flattest sand trap?

Another season, more entitlement. Time to bring in the recruiting tool, Angie Sanchez.

In all reality, Angie dropped out and is attending Milford Auto Tech and Beauty College.

I’m getting tempted to start an on-line petition for a Mimi summer storyline. Something at the MCC pool would be a good idea.

Mop, excellent…the shower references always get a laugh from me! And, apparently doublepaw and Mr. Reality!

P3- why is Gil using a post hole digger to tee off with? Maybe he learned from Jeremy Dale (look it up)!

P-3, that’s a Tiki Torch from around the pool! The Driver’s missing. Has anyone seen Pedro?

The golf clubs in panel two look like a head for some kind of dinosaur or cartoon character. Kind of reminds me of Poncho in POOCH CAFE.

‘Compete for his position’ Gil’s euphemism for casting couch. Shocked Kaz did not have any response for a bent over Gil.

Prediction – The father won’t like it but True will want to play for Gil because he is the first person to not suck up to him. And remember, this is only 7-on-7 season. True will play this summer, I predict on Milford’s team. But something will happen and they will either leave town before fall or the kid will suffer a career ending injury.

@Ellisburkes

In all reality, very creative but what have you and Ronnie Woo been smoking ?