Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 13, 2010
February 07, 2010
February 14, 2010
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Baby: It has come to our attention that "Tom the Dancing Bug" has been lagging behind other comic strips in the "CUTE SAYINGS" department! Well, we want to be scotch-taped to bulletin boards, refrigerators and monitors TOO! Hence, feel free to clip and post these offerings! IN THE WORST THING ABOUT MONDAYS IS... Realizing that not only are the five days ahead going to be a mind-numbing, soul-squashing, empty and futile charade, but blaming your all-consuming misery on your job is a self-deluding exercise, since even your life away from work has been a relentless series of crushing disappointments and humiliating failures. IF YOU WANT IT RIGHT AWAY, ask someone who gives a flying frig about his job to do it! I don't. Housework is like an open gash on your leg which has been untreated for two weeks and has festering open sores and bubbling green pus on it. They both STINK!
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Michael Peterson Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Thank you. I’ve always thought any business that posted that “You want it when?” poster where customers could see it was out of their minds.
pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Ruben Bolling stomps kittens and bunnies for fun. (It’s true! It’s on the Internet!)
3hourtour Premium Member over 14 years ago
..actually..this is going up on the frig…
TheWildSow over 14 years ago
3hourtour – would that be the “flying” frig?
Ushindi over 14 years ago
Well, if it’s on the internet, then we KNOW it’s true. Shame on you, Ruben!
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
It’s also been lagging in the amout of time it takes to come up with a new toon.
2 weeks for this one. Must’ve been how to put the dashed lines on the vertical.
number9dream over 14 years ago
“Think of London, small city, Dark, dark in the daytime. People sleep, sleep in the daytime, If they want to, if they want to.”
Cities Talking Heads, Fear of Music