Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 25, 2014

St. Patricks Day ALL YEAR ’Round!

IT’S A TRAP!!!!

Green beer actually looks less unappetizing than its natural colour.Think about it….

yuck, you won’t be attracting me with that house.

give her some slack…the witch is Irish!!!

I like the house! It has character!!!

Perhaps witches beer is what the 3 witches in MacBeth were making as they chanted “Boil, boil, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble . . .” More than one witch on the prowl. And where’s the Barco-Lounger?

More bacon !! More bacon !!

Lately when we get home from work, I’ve been yearning for a Food Fairy to bring me dinner; this looks like a fun weekend get-away place.

She needs to put up a “Sports Bar” sign.

Besides, kids are so high in cholesterol these days.

What’s your favorite beer?Mine’s Founders Porter.

There better be one hell of a man cave in that house!

What is zat on her nose? A zit, maybe?

San Miguel Green. Reminds me of Philippines in the 50’s.

Green beer is beer that has not fully aged.Quincy, Illinois had a brewery that survived prohibition and was one of the major employers after WWII.Dick Brothers beer was sold nationaly, and had a number of followers. However, one time, they neded to raise money in a hurry, but the brewmaster said it was not yet ready.Management overrode the brewmaster and it was bottled and sent on its way.The loyal customer base eroded shortly after, and the large building is now mostly vacant.

excuse the language and I hope I don’t get a note from Go Comics but that means you have to piss a lot eh??????!!!!!!!

Dont know why, but here in sweden beer bottles are very often green. The glass in the bottles, not the beer…

According to a friend and coworker, who has a second job in a liquor store, no one should ever drink beer out of a green bottle.