Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 02, 2010

I have a few suggestions, none of them are nice and at least is one illegal.

d i v o r c e is a good one.

I’m with you on that, ejcapulet.

Just what Cathy needs: a balding, insane, senile neurotic with two mooches.

Time to call the funny farm….then get herself a boy toy.

LOL, everyone! I don’t even know what to add because you’ve said it all… :-)

Why is she still married to him?!

Hey, I love Irving! He is so REAL! Could she do better? Maybe a big hero like Tiger?

True, but if you attempt to learn, your brain rebuilds old neuropathways and creates new ones. Senility can be avoided by keeping the mind active, Alzheimers can’t be avoided.

Boring marriages to useless lunatics can be avoided, or at least quickly remedied.

Problem solving skills? They both solve all their problems by avoiding them and buying something they don’t need in order to change the subject.

Doesn’t Cathy act the same way as Irving does when it comes to shopping issues?

I found this one actually funny. Nice change from the cosmetics shopping ones.

I’m going to go with Monty Python on this one and say, “RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!”

I have been told that an active mind wards off that kind of thing and I have to believe it cause my two grandmothers could not have been more polar opposites. One was brought up that you didn’t need to read unless it was the Bible or a cookbook and she never did puzzles or anything like that and she slipped into dementia very early. My other grandmother still reads like gangbusters and does puzzles and such and has always keen to learn everything she can and she is only now starting to have memory problems. She writes things down a lot now. Too bad no one else can read her hand writing but her. ;)

He’s as crazy as she is, but they don’t make a cream for what he has.

She knew he was a jerk when she married him and they DO NOT change.