If you and me are standing together in a forest
and I’m stone deaf and you ain’t
and a tree crashes to the ground in front of us
would it make a sound?
—or only half of a sound?
If half, which half would that be??
Buddha called and said you folks haven’t been paying attention. You’re supposed to CONTEMPLATE YOUR ANSWERS. A person being the center of the universe, then if the person does not hear it it doesn’t happen. If I miss curling, it doesn’t happen, but why then, does my wife talk of this alien thing?
@grazer, “if two people are together in a forest, one deaf and one not, and a tree falls, would it make a sound?
—or only half of a sound?
If half, which half would that be??”
Obviously, it would be the sound of one hand clapping, which is a perfect sound if it falls on a mime:
If a tree falls in a forest, and kills a mime, does anybody care?
poppy1313 over 14 years ago
No one can hear the sound over the sound of the chainsaws
gjsjr41 over 14 years ago
WHAT???
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
If a man makes a statement in the woods with no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Only if he says what she’s wearing makes her look fat.
bald over 14 years ago
who really cares, you are still going to have to get the lumber out of the forest
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Rac0308, of course a man is wrong even if he just attempts to think! (Hee~hee~hee!)
poppy1313 over 14 years ago
Good one rac0308
The answer can be yes or no depending on how you define sound
N.D.Pendent over 14 years ago
If an old guy makes a comment on gocomics, and noone reads it, does that mean it is interesting?
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Ponder this……
If you and me are standing together in a forest and I’m stone deaf and you ain’t and a tree crashes to the ground in front of us would it make a sound? —or only half of a sound? If half, which half would that be??
RavennaAl over 14 years ago
New horror movie for enviromentalists: “The Oregon Chainsaw Massacre”
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Buddha called and said you folks haven’t been paying attention. You’re supposed to CONTEMPLATE YOUR ANSWERS. A person being the center of the universe, then if the person does not hear it it doesn’t happen. If I miss curling, it doesn’t happen, but why then, does my wife talk of this alien thing?
bmonk over 14 years ago
@grazer, “if two people are together in a forest, one deaf and one not, and a tree falls, would it make a sound? —or only half of a sound? If half, which half would that be??”
Obviously, it would be the sound of one hand clapping, which is a perfect sound if it falls on a mime:
If a tree falls in a forest, and kills a mime, does anybody care?
jcfuston3 over 14 years ago
You people are too funny!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yes, Bunnyface. We throw a little party every time we find out about that happening.