Pickles by Brian Crane for August 03, 2014

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    The Nihilist  over 10 years ago

    Just goes to show where some people keep their minds

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 10 years ago

    Interesting choice of words at the beginning of your story, Earl.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    I knew instantly what he meant.It was the only way that gentle soul could havee beaten him up.

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    Pretzelcoatl  over 10 years ago

    During divorce proceedings, the judge asks the soon-to-be ex-couple’s son whether he wishes to live with his father. “No,” the boy replies. “My dad beats me.”

    “What about your mother?” the judge inquires.

    “No. She beats me too.”

    “Well, since you’re a minor, you have to live with someone.”

    “I want to live with the Detroit Lions! They never beat anyone.”

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    Egrayjames  over 10 years ago

    Question on employee character assessment questionnaire : Do you still beat your wife?

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    juicebruce  over 10 years ago

    Was Pastis Here ?

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    She Mc  over 10 years ago

    Most days I beat my husband up. On the odd occasion he has an early appointment, its a treat for me when he beats me up, I get to watch the news in bed! Happy Sunday everyone!

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    KEA  over 10 years ago

    English – the language for people who enjoy miscommunication.

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    Dani Rice  over 10 years ago

    “Beats me up” still leads to fewer misunderstandings than the British “knock you up”, which mean to tap on the door to awaken you.

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    Nortley  over 10 years ago

    Second one up gets a warm toilet seat.

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    jtviper7  over 10 years ago

    I hope Opal made Earl breakfast.

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    Retired Dude  over 10 years ago

    Saw that comin’.

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    What about when she “beats an egg” ?OK. Maybe that one wasn’t very good.xxx

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    Hunter7  over 10 years ago

    well we do know Opal can whip the potatoes. or the cream.

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    gaslightguy  over 10 years ago

    Good for a laugh. Thanks!

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    dadoctah  over 10 years ago

    Reminds me of the sketch from Michael Nesmith’s “Elephant Parts” where a very serious narrator announces a discussion of battered wives..Then the camera pulls back to reveal in the other seat a woman completely covered in a sticky mixture of flour and egg.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I beat my 99-year-old dad up each morning… that way I can get the milk out for him.

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    melmarsh9v  over 10 years ago

    That joke was old when Earl’s grandfather was a boy!

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