One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for January 21, 2021

My mother used to ask if I fell in.

“I grew up thinking I was God – my dad would pound on the bathroom door and yell ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there???’”

Way to bust yourself, Joe!

Have you ever noticed that when you decide you’re going to turn out the light, go stack the dishes, etc., at the end of “this chapter” it’s always the longest chapter in the book?

Hey, at least the kid is reading books! :-)

That’s my husband. The answer was to move to a house with two toilets.

Igor:You know, I’ll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him… the things he’d say to me.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:What did he say?

Igor:“What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don’t you get out of there and give someone else a chance?”

One of those picture books and we hope not the adult kind

Abe Vigoda – FISH

Wait until he’s a teenager!

Oops Joe is caught reading, too long in the bathroom.

He’s using the pages as TP. That’s how he can finish a chapter without reading.