My mother used to ask if I fell in.
“I grew up thinking I was God – my dad would pound on the bathroom door and yell ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there???’”
Way to bust yourself, Joe!
Have you ever noticed that when you decide you’re going to turn out the light, go stack the dishes, etc., at the end of “this chapter” it’s always the longest chapter in the book?
Hey, at least the kid is reading books! :-)
That’s my husband. The answer was to move to a house with two toilets.
Igor:You know, I’ll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him… the things he’d say to me.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:What did he say?
Igor:“What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don’t you get out of there and give someone else a chance?”
One of those picture books and we hope not the adult kind
Abe Vigoda – FISH
Wait until he’s a teenager!
Oops Joe is caught reading, too long in the bathroom.
He’s using the pages as TP. That’s how he can finish a chapter without reading.
wiatr over 3 years ago
My mother used to ask if I fell in.
Little Caesar over 3 years ago
“I grew up thinking I was God – my dad would pound on the bathroom door and yell ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there???’”
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Way to bust yourself, Joe!
Dani Rice over 3 years ago
Have you ever noticed that when you decide you’re going to turn out the light, go stack the dishes, etc., at the end of “this chapter” it’s always the longest chapter in the book?
jpayne4040 over 3 years ago
Hey, at least the kid is reading books! :-)
cabalonrye over 3 years ago
That’s my husband. The answer was to move to a house with two toilets.
Vince M over 3 years ago
Igor:You know, I’ll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him… the things he’d say to me.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:What did he say?
Igor:“What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don’t you get out of there and give someone else a chance?”
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
One of those picture books and we hope not the adult kind
Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago
Abe Vigoda – FISH
tcayer over 3 years ago
Wait until he’s a teenager!
kab2rb over 3 years ago
Oops Joe is caught reading, too long in the bathroom.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
He’s using the pages as TP. That’s how he can finish a chapter without reading.