Since when did poverty-stricken James get a dog? One of his mother’s “clients”??
That excuse (the dog ate my homework) has been used so often that no teacher believes it any more (if they ever did). You need a new one. Try “Aliens Ate My Homework”, and see if that works.
A new twist on an old classic homework excuse…
Of course he didn’t eat it. Dogs only eat homework that’s correct.
Forgot to smear a little gravy on it.
Now it’s the printer ate my homework. Or the computer crashed and I forgot to save my homework.
James, the idea is to NOT do the homework and then claim the dog ate it.
These days it would be, A computer virus ate my homework!
The homework looked good… ABCDEFGHI. You did it all right so why do you need to do that?
Susan00100 over 3 years ago
Since when did poverty-stricken James get a dog? One of his mother’s “clients”??
Purple People Eater over 3 years ago
That excuse (the dog ate my homework) has been used so often that no teacher believes it any more (if they ever did). You need a new one. Try “Aliens Ate My Homework”, and see if that works.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
A new twist on an old classic homework excuse…
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 3 years ago
Of course he didn’t eat it. Dogs only eat homework that’s correct.
danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago
Forgot to smear a little gravy on it.
monya_43 over 3 years ago
Now it’s the printer ate my homework. Or the computer crashed and I forgot to save my homework.
Asharah over 3 years ago
James, the idea is to NOT do the homework and then claim the dog ate it.
moeric9 over 3 years ago
These days it would be, A computer virus ate my homework!
BookBox over 3 years ago
The homework looked good… ABCDEFGHI. You did it all right so why do you need to do that?