Beardo by Dan Dougherty for July 31, 2014

Bravo.

Hoisted by his own petard!

I’ve wanted to do this so many times to a customer.

Or the customer can accept 48 more of the same item.

Actually, he could probably make a profit off the Ike dollars on eBay. They usually sell for more than a dollar per. (Unless he’s calling Anthony dollars “silver dollars” but I’ve never heard anyone do that.)

Just in case nobody noticed, Beardo’s math is correct. A roll of quarters is $10. A roll of dimes is #5. A roll of nickles is $2. If I had that much change in my pocket, I would be leading to the right until my pocket split open.

This is why so many restaurants have signs up that say they won’t take any bills larger than a $20.

This is funny because it is SO true!

I found one ATM that gives $100 bills. I will remember that and never go there again. Twenties are just fine, thank you.