FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 10, 2014

You have a LOT to learn, Jason.

Why? It makes about as much sense as any of the other trash they talk.

I thought she was cooking again…

Sounds more like garbage talk.

Somebody needs their mouth out with soap for talking that dirty trash.

The ultimate dirty talk: ring around the collar.

Garbage in – garbage out.

He could work it into trash talk: “This is what’s in your head….”

A friend of mine runs a recycling business, he’s always talking trash and says that business is picking up.

At work one of my colleagues asked me if I wanted to play cards. I told her I would, but I’m not very good at trash talk. I then told her I let my cards do the talking for me. I was informed that as trash talk goes, I was off to a good start.

So close, yet so far, Jason.

and in 2014 none of that is trash. It’s all either recycling or compost.