Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 12, 2014

Must be written by Microsoft.

IKEA?

Looks like the creature was put together by a committee.

Oh, the shin bone’s connected to the — KNEE bone,And the knee bone’s connected to the — THIGH bone,Oh, the thigh bone’s….(Feel free to sing along!)

You would have thought he would have learned how to do it right after making Abra-Cadaver.

That was back in the 60’s.

Call the Geek Squad. Or Gregory House. Or maybe both.

Simple. If it causes trouble, shoot it.

I dedicate this strip to Richard Kiel. He played “The Monster” in the Monkees’ episode, “I Was a Teenage Monster”.

Make sure all the cords are properly connected.

:-)

Hey Wiz that section was not included with the kit. It had to be ordered as an aftermarket because they did not know what kind of dolt would order their monster package.

“Owner’s Manual”? Who reads the owner’s manual?.Isn’t this why we use trial and error???