Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for September 17, 2014

That’s a hell of a long snap. And why be in punt formation on the first play of the game?

If Jarrods early succecc continues…..Mr. Standish, a crowbar, “why me?”Nancy K.

Has Standish practiced with the varsity yet, or is he still re-habbing by throwing practice passes to the JV squad? Is he suited up for tonight’s game, just in case?

And an inebriated Marty Moon makes the call for another lackluster season at Milford.

In all reality, note the switch in footballs between P2 and P3. Its something the Valley Conference is starting this year. A 16 inch softball will be used every other down even in punting situations.

Marty’s pressbox ban has apparently been lifted and he’s no longer broadcasting from his private outhouse. How long until another drunken incident gets him banished again?

The Mudlarks drive down the field on their opening drive as Tip Nunn leads cheers aided by his oversized megaphone.

Panel 3: Are they playing ‘flag football’ instead of tackle?

By the way, I am noticing that I am restless, twitchy and unable to concentrate at work. Is anyone else suffering from MUT withdrawal symptoms?

I find it hard to believe that Marty wouldn’t be all over Gil for not playing a four star quarterback. I think Mr. Standish will need to give Marty a stern talking to.

In all reality , in the Bizzaro World Milford would in fact be wearing their Home white uniforms and Gil would start everybody who has never practiced .

Tru’s first game will be against Valley Tech.

chip, Bitsy…go to your rooms and don’t post the rest of the day!!! You are confined to quarters!

Beetlewhiz, Beetlewhiz, Beetlewhiz!