Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 08, 2014
Transcript:
Gene: We'll be working cleaning out the restaurant for a while, but right now we're taking a few days off! Janis: Have either of you found a permanent job after that runs out? Gene: Mom, I said I'm taking a few days off! I'm not worrying about any of that now! Janis: You and your father!
Yakety Sax about 10 years ago
Alfred E. Newman!
GR6 about 10 years ago
They should go apply for state Unemployment Compensation. They could probably draw like $250 a week, each. Maybe that would keep Janis from stroking out over them being suddenly “penniless and destitute”.
Partyalldatyme about 10 years ago
What, me worry?
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
A few days? You had slept until Wednesday, just how many days do you consider a few.
Reppr Premium Member about 10 years ago
They’ve got it covered.
slickjim about 10 years ago
Not a few months-6 months of unemployment at $250 +/- each per week.
bagbalm about 10 years ago
It isn’t the money. One of her girl friends might ask: What does your boy do?
timzsixty9 about 10 years ago
i thought Gus was selling the place and they were getting half the $$….?
dvoyack about 10 years ago
Don’t worry……Be Happy.
jimmeh about 10 years ago
Alfred E.!
jploch5408 about 10 years ago
It just goes to show you…. sometimes you can really get MAD at this comic.
uffdaphil about 10 years ago
Alfred E.Newman, Maynard G. Krebs and Beetle Bailey: Slacker Hall of Fame!
DDrazen about 10 years ago
That’s the party line when it comes to Mom, anyway.
snootbag about 10 years ago
Alfred E Newman? LOL I thought it was Cary Grant!!
DBrannonWriter Premium Member about 10 years ago
I thought Gus’ daughter owned 49% of the place? Is Gus up to no good?
ARLOS DAD about 10 years ago
There is always Gene’s old room to come home to….
Gokie5 about 10 years ago
It’s my husband who’s the worrier in the family. He does enough for all of us. He’s gotten better since he started on his meds.
Arianne about 10 years ago
HA!!! I’ve always called my husband “my Arlo”, and he calls Arlo “my boy”. And I’ve also always complained my DH is the Alfred E. Newman of husbands – just ask any of our relatives, they’ll tell you it’s true. So now, IT’S OFFICIAL!!!. -Going out to buy this paper! We still get home delivery on Thu., Fri. and Sun., but not today. Oh! How I wish this was in Sunday’s!!! It’s going on the fridge, for sure! Might even get framed! -Once again, as many of us always say, Jimmy seems to have been spying in on our lives! Well done, Mr. Johnson!!!
janistwo about 10 years ago
i do not get todays arlo and janis
hippogriff about 10 years ago
There is still the farm … risky as that is. Most of the harvest should be in and marketed; this is traditionally the time to relax (before winter planting).
JP Steve Premium Member about 10 years ago
How much money is enough for them all to retire on? How much did Gus get for a thriving business with location, location, location?
StoicLion1973 about 10 years ago
All will be revealed in time. Gus is a saavy man who thinks long-term. I think he will surprise his daughter and son-in-law.
tdtannehill about 10 years ago
Alfred E. Newman, “What? Me worry?”A nod to Mad Magazine!
mafastore about 10 years ago
Depends whether or not they qualify for UI. If either of them owned a piece of the place they might not qualify as owners are not entitled to UI, even though they have to pay it on themselves, if the business closure was done voluntarily. For example – Gus owns a corporation. He has been drawing salary, he shuts it down. He cannot collect UI even though he has paid in. Gus owns a business, a hurricane hits and puts him out of business, he may be entitled to business. Gus and his daughter are partners in a business. They are not employees. If it is closed down for any reason, no UI as they are not employees.
Griffins Run about 10 years ago
What a MAD cartoon!! :D
pshea about 10 years ago
Arlo and I think along the same lines.