Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 26, 2014
October 25, 2014
October 27, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: What are you doing Rat? Rat: I'm sitting in the 'Box O' People Who Enjoy Success.' Pig: What's that? Rat: What's it look like? It's a box for people who enjoy success. Pig: What's that? Rat: What's it look like? It's a box for people who enjoy success. Pig: Gee I'd like to get in. But it looks pretty packed. Rat: Of course it's packed. Everyone loves success. Pig: So why don't they just get into the empty box next to it? Rat: Because it's different. Pig: Yaay for you guys.
vjkjm almost 10 years ago
Yaay for Pig.
sukiec almost 10 years ago
I suspect that the box for people who like to work for their success might also have fewer individuals (though more successful ones) than the first box.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
There used to be a much bigger box called “Successful for no reason,” but it exploded when all three Kardashians tried to fit their rumps into it at once.
barbara chaffin Premium Member almost 10 years ago
sweet
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The empty second box is the reason why bosses usually suck.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
the actual truth of boxes http://oi58.tinypic.com/f1fww9.jpg
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Dear, sweet Pig! You so often play the Lord’s Fool! Cartoon-Boy has left us a lesson, but I dare say by many it will be overlooked, ignored, or rejected.So, what else is new?
juicebruce almost 10 years ago
Why don’t we see the tax man standing in the box with Pig?
eddie6192 almost 10 years ago
Well, at least that dumb Pig is happy.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
My ex found sucess, without me…I hate her!
Linda Solomon almost 10 years ago
yet another reason to love Pig.
AnonymousUser almost 10 years ago
Good to see the ol box gag is still good.
johndifool almost 10 years ago
Nobody ever bothers to actually define “success” in these kinds of discussions…
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Tomorrow we will look at the schadenfreude box.I hear that it’s a big one.
A_NY_Outlaw almost 10 years ago
Pig has it right. With all the success stories around us, why shouldn’t we enjoy it?
BugsyQ almost 10 years ago
C’mon Steph – You can do better than that. Although I suppose you’re allowed a dud once in a while.
susan.e.a.c almost 10 years ago
Rat has success, but it isn’t what society, his friends, his neighbours, his family call success. His psychiatrist maybe.
Homeward Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Pig is experience “mudita” and bless him for it! :-)
cdward almost 10 years ago
What about the box for people who work their fingers to the bone with little compensation so that others can have all the success?
Number Three almost 10 years ago
I would sit in both of those boxes but it’ll be difficult.
Very difficult.
xxx
Arianne almost 10 years ago
Who’s the Happy Jack in the box? Pig is!!! And they couldn’t prevent Jack from being happy…
Daeder almost 10 years ago
Can someone direct me to the box for people who are allergic to success?
Stream of conscience almost 10 years ago
Words of wisdom from Pig!
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
The first thing I thought of when I saw people sitting in a cardboard box is the “Box of Stupid People.”
ZeebraNeighbor about 5 years ago
Notice that it just says they enjoy success, not that they have success.
PBS1! over 4 years ago
I can’t help but notice the second box is wider…
robertiris over 2 years ago
This should get more pins but I guess that’s the point
alantain over 1 year ago
Well, that’s two of us at least.