Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 25, 2010

Wow, who knew?

Buuurp…I do.

I really really really want to know that last one

Does that explain where my socks keep vanishing to when I put them in the laundry?

It must have something to do with the stupid and paranoid trying to take over the Earth.

That too, Edcole1961.

Wow, that’s some powerful theory…or is Tim pulling the wool over our eyes more subtly than we realize? Because a theory that purports to explain everything in reality explains nothing. Even a Grand Unified Theory of Everything has to make falsifiable predictions, which “conspiracy theories” notoriously don’t.

Hey Edcole, they’ve already taken over America, why not the rest of the world?

@Edcole1961 This has already happened. The wise and sane leaders have always been vastly outnumbered.

See! Told you I wasn’t paranoid. When you go out, hon. could you get some more tin foil.

Why people are addicted to certain comics?

I want to know who keeps making it rain on the one day of the year that I feel like doing yard work? Must be those weather satelites.

Problem is, the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory is part of a bigger conspiracy!

That explains why all the paper clips are amassing in Klemmie Iowa.

So, the GUCT (Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory) started with the Big Bang?

would one of the formulas be:

E=SC^2(1/J)

(Entertainment=Simon Cowell squared off against J Lo)?

I always thought that show was fixed…

OK. Now I have a headache behind my eye!

@ej - your socks go to the hozone layer.

This is bigger than any of us thought!

I’m going to contact my representatives in congress to open a special investigation right now!

jtpozenel, you have that kind of power and haven’t told us? What else haven’t you told us? My God, what have we told you?

Too much! We’ve told jtpozenel too much!

Coyoty, all of my representatives send mail addressed to me personally, telling me how much they appreciate my voting for them (even those who I didn’t vote for.)

Apparently they all have the greatest respect for me and will do my bidding.

(I have not mentioned this to my neighbors though, because I don’t want to make them jealous.)

Saucy, I won’t ask you how you know, but is that a good thing or a bad thing? And is she still in them when that happens?? Or, is it a socks/momma joke? Your socks so stinky your momma used them for smellin’ salts when Reverend Billy walked in on your sister and your brother…

The Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory, which explains why everything happens the way it does, is as follows:

The Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory… I love it!

E = M.C. Hammer