Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 02, 2014

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 10 years ago

    It sure ain’t easy being a college kid, kid.

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    JayBluE  almost 10 years ago

    Ah, yes! Whatever happened to the “simple life”?… I guess she feels that she is running around, much the same way a chicken would, from Colonel Sanders… – She’s also sounding similar to the running theme to “Dark Side Of The Moon” …

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    JayBluE  almost 10 years ago

    Time, Energy, Money… You’ve got to spend one, in order to save the others…. – Though Bern would have done better taking those dishes to a car wash ….she could’ve put the dish rack on the roof of the car, and there’s even a jet dry at the end! – And she can take a shower that way, too- roll down the windows in the car wash, and it becomes a “car pool”!

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    JayBluE  almost 10 years ago

    “Juggler’s Blues”“Taking You To Multi-task”“This Suds’ For You”“Hey, You! Get Off My Lawn…dry!”“No Time Like The Past!”“My Life’s On Spin Cycle”“Quality Is Job 100”“Life In The Fast Lane”“No Time For A Pitts Stop”or“Full Moony”

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    seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    If Greg Evans wanted Luann to be shown only on the Moony campus rather than the junior college, then why didn’t he have her apply there and get accepted? Maybe the tuition is too steep?

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    peanuts511  almost 10 years ago

    Can someone tell me when it was revealed TJ’s full name was Toad Juice? everyone keeps calling him that and i’ve read the entire archive but i couldn’t find that comic!

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    JayBluE  almost 10 years ago

    “Why didn’t Luann stop Bernice from throwing her trash in the dryer? "^Say it with me- Dish…..es…. (Lu said dishes, not trash…)

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    atomicdog  almost 10 years ago

    Ah, college. Best time of my life.

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    Argythree  almost 10 years ago

    There’s a reason laundry rooms are in the basement-Many newer apartment buildings, condominium, dorms and other multifamily structures are built these days with laundry rooms on multiple floors. Improved building codes help to reduce noise levels.

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    Argythree  almost 10 years ago

    It’s disappointing to see that Bernice is still beset with ’Dez’s friends coming and going at all hours. If Bernice is about to have a mental breakdown, this constant interruption by people expecting her to babysit pets and questionable bags may have a lot to do with it…

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    JayBluE  almost 10 years ago

    Coffee mug, sauce pot, bowls…. and probably about $7.50…

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    JayBluE  almost 10 years ago

    “…where would she be cooking with these dishes? …”^Uh… hot plate …. or a microwave… a small stove in a community kitchen shared in the main wing of the building could also be possible…

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    JayBluE  almost 10 years ago

    She could also have a sink in her room, but a she just described, she’s living in a blur, so that she could have brought her dishes down with her to do her laundry, in order to save time, while she travels to possibly the “community kitchen” or she could have brought them down by accident…

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    JayBluE  almost 10 years ago

    This isn’t supposed to be a technical manual , here! This is merely a brief gag for a Sunday, and it’s just a joke to enjoy, not a “Political Science” seminar or “Autobiography”!….

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    JayBluE  almost 10 years ago

    Well, she could’ve been just putting up a “front”…. –

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    blunebottle  almost 10 years ago

    No, Bernice, dishes don’t go in the laundry washer….that’s where you prepare the Kraft Dinner!!!

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    “…where would she be cooking with these dishes? Where would she go to wash them?”

    Granted I went to college 25 years ago, so some things may have changed, but I know that refrigerators and microwaves are still allowed in dorms. When I was a freshman, I had a fridge, a microwave, and a hot pot. I washed my dishes in the bathroom sink.

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    L  almost 10 years ago

    Prepping for adult life – substitute job for dorm.

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    BostonTerrier  almost 10 years ago

    Toad Juice was just a name made up by one of the commenters. See here: http://www.gocomics.com/luann/2007/09/05

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    BostonTerrier  almost 10 years ago

    Commenter named Leviticus seems to be the only person ever to call TJ Toad Juice. Hey Leviticus, got a link to your source? Let’s see it.

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    Bernice is finding a need to budget her time. Time management is one of the first untaught, sink-or-swim lessons of college life. Luann clearly has too much time on her hands, which may be one reason she’s not a student at Moony U, and apparently only barely a student at Pitts CC.

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    Cronkers McGee  Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I didn’t know you can do dishes in the washer/ Are there any broken?

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    How nice of Luann to watch Bernice accidentily destroy her own dishes.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Well Bernie, If You THINK You’re Running around Like a Bat Outta Hel…, Er…., Uh, “Hades” NOW, Just Wait’ll You get Your first JOB! You’ll be LONGING for Those “Care-Free” College Days…..,

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    loveslife  almost 10 years ago

    How do you know the laundry room isn’t in the basement like most other colleges?I want to know why the window keeps moving.

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    Chuck374  almost 10 years ago

    I think back to when I was a kid complaining that there was nothing to do. My mom would tell me this was the best years of my life. She was right. Mothers usually are.

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    Daniel Quilp  almost 10 years ago

    Bernice: “I barely have time to study, eat and sleep – let alone hang out with you!”

    Just wait until you’re married and have children. Sleep? What’s that?

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    2Goldfish  almost 10 years ago

    I’d she lives in a dorm room, she wouldn’t have dishes, she would have a meal plan. All my kids did.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Two words, Bernice – “paper plates”.

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    TheLiam  almost 10 years ago

    So let’s see, Bernice is still letting herself be walked on and apparently stupid enough to wash dishes in a laundry washing machine. Neither want to make new friends because even at separate colleges they only hang out with each other.

    Slam dunk writing right here, new adventures in college and nothing has changed.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    “I barely have time to study, eat and sleep – let alone hang out with you!” is a not too subtle way of suggesting to Luann that some of us actually work at going to school, and maybe those of us who don’t take higher education very seriously should spend their far-too-abundant free time on their own campuses, and just leave us alone.

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    Seed_drill  almost 10 years ago

    I actually tried the opposite on a “no more clean underwear” day when I was in college and lived in an apartment with no washing machine, but with a dishwasher.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    And welcome to your fifth year of high school, Luann.

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    sameyers2  almost 10 years ago

    I think you’ve missed the joke.

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    sjsczurek  almost 10 years ago

    Yup. Freshman year is like that.

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    Jim Kerner  almost 10 years ago

    Ribbit. Accepted. Ribbit.

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    Jim Kerner  almost 10 years ago

    I’m surprised that Bernice’s parents didn’t teach her how to do basic household chores.

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    lynnskay  almost 10 years ago

    I am trying to make sense of an implausible situation.*

    I think you must be in the wrong section of the internets if you want these pages to make sense. Maybe you should try the political pages…no, nothing at all makes any sense there, totally implausible…how about weather…no that won’t work either, also unpredictable and implausible. Um…maybe Facebook? No, guess that won’t work, nothing but lies, even if it sounds plausible. Nope…you are doomed…all sections of the internets are impossibly implausible…we are all doomed…sorry…guess I’ll read a book…here, want to borrow LOTRs? ;)

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    ReneTray  almost 10 years ago

    yep

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    dawnsfire  almost 10 years ago

    Try locking the door to keep out Dez’s friends, girl! Back in the dark ages when I was in college, we could also to some degree control who was allowed in our room, even if they were invited by the roomie. It was all in the handbook/rulebook/whatever.

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    Argythree  almost 10 years ago

    I do want to apologize to all the toads out there-LOL!!

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    Argythree  almost 10 years ago

    Congrats on your good news, and many of us are very thankful for your son’s service, also…

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    Argythree  almost 10 years ago

    I understand that a writer named Leo Markum has a book out called “How to Develop Your Sense of Humor.” It’s for sale on Amazon. Give it a try. Might help you understand why a cartoonist might be trying to show how frazzled a character is by having them accidentally wash dishes in a washing machine….

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    ORMouseworks  almost 10 years ago

    Bernice, life would be a lot slower for you if you changed the lock on your dorm room door. This does two things: a) it gets rid of all those sleeze-bags that are supposedly “Dez’” friends, and b) it allows you plenty of down-time in order to study, so c) you actually have time to both do your dishes and go to the campus laundromat! ;)

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    ORMouseworks  almost 10 years ago

    “Y’all are kind of like an extended family of sorts…” Yes, I look forward to kibitzing on Luann , too. Got my hub interested in Luann also…there are a few posters here who he thinks are hilarious! You know who you are, and we both get a kick out of you all! ;)

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    ORMouseworks  almost 10 years ago

    So glad that your son made it home! We need more good men and women, too! My son served in the Navy for five years…he loved it. And, he was fulfilling his duty to his country which made us all proud of him… ;)

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    ORMouseworks  almost 10 years ago

    Yes! I didn’t think about that … ;)

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