Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 06, 2014

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    TheSkulker  about 10 years ago

    They look like lawyers.

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member about 10 years ago

    They ignored the no parking sign that said “Violators will be toads.”

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    Aaberon  about 10 years ago

    And today IS Telemarketer Monday (along w/the Robo Calls): every other Monday they crawl out from under rocks and other infested places and invaded my office,

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    Observer fo Irony  about 10 years ago

    @frugalnotcheapIf it was not for the dept collectors, the poll takers, and the telemarketers I would suspect that my land line was out of order.

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    shamino  about 10 years ago

    I’ll pay good money for a device that will let me push a button and fry whatever equipment is at the other end of a phone call. Telemarketing would stop really fast if every time they call me they have to replace a $50,000 robo-dialer.

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    rshive  about 10 years ago

    At least they’re well dressed. No plaid.

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    mrsdonaldson  about 10 years ago

    I thought she was going to say something about not having to buy food for the pet dragon…

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    goweeder  about 10 years ago

    If the government charged a hefty tax on each and every solicitation call, I’ll bet there would be a great reduction of those calls.Answering the phone nowadays is as frustrating as collecting all the junk mail from the mail box and putting in the recycling bin.. Ain’t no justice in this world.

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    linsonl  about 10 years ago

    The “No Call List” doesn’t mean diddle.

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    neverenoughgold  about 10 years ago

    Hey! My little on the front porch frog went missing a few weeks ago and I did get a visit from the Jehovah Witness the other day!.I wonder???

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    boldyuma  about 10 years ago

    Ding Dong..Avon calling…Rib bit..

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    boldyuma  about 10 years ago

    I’m not advertising just advocating..There is a product called the “TeleZapper”(I bought mine at Best Buy for $35 5 years ago) plugs in between your phone/answering machine that gives the telemarketers a disconnect signal..I haven’t had too many calls other then a few local police activities league or free mattress company calls over the last 5 years..works good for me..

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    tuslog64  about 10 years ago

    Agreed – the do not call list is practically worthless. Did you notice that when it was put into law, political parties and charities were exempt? And the telemarketers/scammers get around it by operating from another country (Where our laws can’t touch them!) and operate through a forewarding service (who shows up on your caller ID) and switch to another service when the first gets shut down by complaints, etc.

    Also, watch out for “wrong number” calls on your cell phones! “Is this the XXX residence?” Your natural response will be say, “No, this is the YYY residence”Now, by dialing random numbers, they have made a hit and know the name that goes with it – to be sold to fellow solicitors/telemarketers/scammers. (If it’s a wrong number do they really need to know who they reached)

    Or give them a fake name, and if someone calls asking for that person, you’ll know it’s a scam immediately!

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    charliefarmrhere  about 10 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBfsdkGeMc8

    Pranking a telemarketer—VERY FUNNY!!!

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    tuslog64  about 10 years ago

    But what if that number gets reassigned?Then an innocent user is bombarded!

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